A Merry Friggin' Christmas

Synopsis: Boyd Mitchler and his family must spend Christmas with his estranged family of misfits. Upon realizing that he left all his son's gifts at home, he hits the road with his dad in an attempt to make the 8-hour round trip before sunrise.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Tristram Shapeero
Production: Phase 4 Films
 
IMDB:
5.1
Metacritic:
28
Rotten Tomatoes:
16%
PG-13
Year:
2014
88 min
Website
45 Views

I just want the kids to

have a good Christmas.

Me, too.

- Dad?

- Hey, hi, what are you doing?

Hi, Dougie doodle.

Who's gonna feed Dale

while we're gone?

- Oh, that would be...

- Farhad.

- Who's Farhad?

- Mom's ESL student.

- What's ESL?

- Remember, English as a second language?

- Why don't you tell him, Dad?

- I'll race you upstairs.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

jingle all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride

in a one-horse open sleigh.

Dashing through the snow.

In a one-horse open sleigh.

O'er the fields we go.

Laughing all the way.

Bells on Bobtail ring.

Making spirits bright.

- Son of a bitch.

- Mom, Dad said "bitch."

Bitch isn't a bad word, Bug.

Neither is bastard or ass.

Hey, you guys, come on.

Hey, we're twins!

Ha ha ha, merry Christmas!

Licence and proof of

insurance, please.

Awesome.

So, I did clock you doing

67 in a 45, Mr. Mitchler.

Yeah, the bum deal about that is,

it's a 450-dollar infraction,

but there is some good news. You can pay

online now, in the state of Wisconsin.

Yeah, it's a real sweet website,

takes Discover,

so you get the cash back which,

you know, helps out.

Alright, kids,

hope Santa treats you good!

Take care! Merry Christmas!

- Merry Christmas.

- You bet.

- Oh, where the heck can they be?

- Oh, don't get your knickers in a knot.

- You having a good time, Dad?

- Oh yeah, I'm delirious.

I want some milk.

You have to wait 'til supper

like the rest of us, Cale.

- Where is the sex offender?

- He's not a sex offender!

What should I call

him then, Willy Wanker?

With the help of our

marriage counsellor,

me and Dave have worked

through his transgressions.

So my husband, Dad,

is outside smoking a heater.

Dad, Rance is being a gomer!

Hey you guys, cut it out! Where the

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