A Little Bit Zombie Page #2

- Non-verbal cues only.

- All right, fine.

- Starting...

- Ow!

- Sorry.

- Just...

go under there.

- Guys! Remember the rules.

There's no talking.

- Oh, God. Time out. Time out.

I can't breath!

Oh, my God!

- I'm sorry. I tried to go

under your arm, but I got stuck

in your underarm fa-

- My what?

- OK, let's play another game,

shall we?

- What, did my matronly

underarm fat get in your way?

- Oh, Sarah,

don't be so dramatic.

- I'm dramatic? You're the one

who's wedding is taking over

our vacation.

- Well, if you really

feel that way, then maybe

I shouldn't have made you

my matron of honour instead of

one of my real friends!

- Hey, let's get drunk!

How does that sound?

- Way ahead of you, buddy.

- Fine! I don't want

to be your god damned matron!

- Fine!

- Fine!

- Calm down!

Let's get a little fresh air.

- Nobody wants fresh air

but you, Steve.

- Ah. Ow.

Will you please just--

What the...?

Ow! Ow!

Ow!

- Steve, what is wrong with you?

- Ow! Jesus! Ow!

- Steve?

- Ow!

Ah! Ah!

- Oh, my God! Steve!

- Holy f***, dude!

Are you all right?

- It just kept coming at me.

I thought I killed it,

and then it bit me again.

- Whoa! That's a lot of blood.

- Oh, honey, are you all right?

- No, he's gonna be fine,

all right? Some dudes just can't

take the sight of their own

blood. Like, I was sword fishing

once, and buddy was casting off,

and he catches his buddy's nose,

and, like, rips like half of it

off, there's blood everywhere--

- I think I'm gonna be sick.

- All right, that is it.

Party is over.

We are going to bed.

- Yeah. Definitely.

- Steve, seriously? You're gonna

make me drink alone?

- Groom's mess.

Best man cleans up.

I'm gonna go

set some place cards on fire.

- That's a buzz kill.

Maybe we should go

home in the morning. This may

not have been the best idea.

- Hmm?

- It's just that I get

a lot of work done at home

and, you know,

the salon really needs me.

- No. No, no, no.

I think we should stay.

- It's just that

your sister is

so... Baby, are you OK?

You're as white as a ghost.

- I don't feel so good.

- Ohhh, is my big

strong man scared

of a little bit of blood?

I know what'll

make you feel better.

You haven't had one of these

in a while.

- Oh, yeah?

- A...

foot massage!

- Oh. Yeah!

It's weird. I just...

I just don't feel right.

- You have cold feet.

- No. No, no, no, no, no.

No, I don't. It's, it's...

I'm stressed

about everybody getting along.

- No, Steve,

your feet are like icicles.

- Oh. Sorry.

- That's OK.

Sarah and I...

we just...

we just rub each other

the wrong way sometimes,

that's all.

- I love you, baby.

- You're cute.

OK, I promise

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