A Little Bit of Heaven Page #2
- Ohhh.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Could you tell him
Yeah, that'd be great.
Bye, bye.
Okay, I gotta say something.
I think this Vice Presidency
is making your tits smaller.
Really?
Yeah.
- Really?
- Hm hum.
- Hey.
- Hey, Rob.
- Think Marley's tits are shrinking?
- Like, right now?
- No, in general.
- Uh, yeah.
- How are we doing on Coffee Land?
- Great. Our favourite so far.
'Drink this dark-flavoured spit
and it'll make you sh*t. '
- Tell him the others.
- Can't. He has to be across town at 1,
beck here for storyboards at 3
and dinner at 6
and after dinner we have drinks
with the Home Depot.
That's why I love this woman.
I love you.
Jesus. He's running you ragged.
You look... not so good.
- When did you last see a doctor?
- Does Dr Phil count?
Ow!
Sh*t.
Oh.
You look familiar.
- Have we had sex?
- No, um, I'm sorry.
Never mind.
I was just joking.
- Marley, I'm Dr Goldstein.
- You're Dr... Goldstein?
- Yes, I'm Jewish, from Mexico.
- No. I mean,
I just expected somebody older,
not so...
young.
Take a seat.
- So, Marley...
- Hmm.
- What seems to be the problem?
- Not so sure. Hence being here.
Look up. So you've been experiencing
some weight loss, right?
- Umm...
- And you had some blood in your stool?
Yes, I've been experiencing
some of that bleeding
you're talking about.
Just lie on your back. I'm gonna
feel around your stomach, okay?
- Just relax.
- Okay.
I'm kind of ticklish,
so don't be a wuss.
Don't get all feather-fing...
Ow!
Okay, Marley,
we're gonna need to run some tests.
- Up! Time.
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Pens.
- There's still two more seconds left.
- What are you doing?
- Down. Pens down.
Is it weird that
I always find the word 'slut'?
Too bad you only get two points
for 'slut'.
Whore gets you three points.
Time.
It's pink juice time.
- Think of it like, like bubble gum urine.
- Yummy! Bottoms up.
Mmm. Uh mmm.
Isn't this stuff supposed
to clean you out?
Maybe you didn't do it right.
How can she not do it right?
She drank it.
Maybe she drank it too fast,
or, I don't know, too slow.
Ooh! Aw!
Yee-ha-ha.
Let us know
when it starts working.
Oh, my God!
- Good morning, Marley.
- Oh, really.
Is it? I'm about to get a huge camera
stuck up my butt.
So I don't know
if that qualifies as good.
I just need you to sign this document
which states that you understand
all the colonoscopy's risks,
which include heavy bleeding, uh,
infection, perforation, rupture.
On a scale of one to ten,
one being 'never'
and ten being 'happens all the time',
what are the chances of you
rupturing my ass?
Well, not.
The chances are very slim.
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