A Kid in King Arthur's Court Page #2

My Father's Kingdom.

Eat. It Loses Its Bouquet

When It Is Taken Cold.

[ Whimpering, Panting ]

[ Arthur ]

Hmm, He's Got A Good Cut.

Say, Where's Merlin ?

When Does He Show Up ?

Sadly, Merlin Passed Away

Many Years Ago.

Your Highness ?

[ Garbled ]

Yes, Lad ?

I Don't Mean

To Butt In Here, But

Where's The Round Table ?

- Round Table ?

- You Know, Where You And Your

Knights Have Your Meetings.

It's Round So You Gotta

Look Everybody In The Eye. No

Favorites. Everybody's Equal.

Everybody's Equal ?

[ Laughing ]

Fascinating Idea.

- Where Did You Say

You Were From ?

- Uh, Reseda.

Reseda.

What An Odd Name.

Hey, It's The Bowling

Capital Of The World.

May I Suggest For Our Honored

Visitor From Reseda...

A Fortnight Of Training

With Master Kane ?

Oh, A Splendid Idea, Daughter.

Tomorrow, My Master At Arms...

Shall Instruct Thee

In The Ways Of

The Knights Of Camelot.

Prepare His Quarters !

Come On !

[ Belches, Slurps ]

Welcome To

Camelot, Sir.

Thanks... I Think.

Okay, Where's The Bathroom ?

Lord Elastic !

Belasco.

Right.

Listen.

[ Whispering ]

What ?

I Don't Hear Anything.

Exactly !

I Could Choke The Life

Right Out Of You Right Now.

No One Would

Hear You Scream.

Hold That Thought.

[ Creaking ]

[ Kiai ]

Hyah !

Oh ! Excuse Me, Good Sir.

Pardon My Intrusion.

My Father Asked That I

Make Sure Thou Art Comfortable

In Thy New Quarters.

You Want Me Comfortable, How

About Getting Me A Road Map

Out Of The Middle Ages ?

If I Don't Get Home,

I'm Grounded.

You Resedians Wear

Very Strange Garments.

Oh ! Excuse Me.

Okay.

Wait. Your Father

Sent You Here ?

[ Murmuring ]

I Cannot Lie To Thee, Sir.

My Father Knows Nothing Of

My Nocturnal Transgression.

Do Me A Favor.

Call Me "Calvin."

Calvin.

That Dance.

What Was It ?

Dance ?

You Know.

Oh. That's Not A Dance.

That's Karate.

You See, There Was This Big Kid

Who Was Beating Me Up Every Day

And Stealing My Lunch Money,

So My Dad Signed Me Up

For Karate School.

I Really Miss Them.

My Sister Too.

You Have No Idea

What I'm Talking About,

Do You ?

I Fear I Know Nothing Of

Karate Or Lunch Money,

But I Do Know

What It Is Like

To Miss One's Parents.

My Father Has Never Been

The Same Since Mother Died.

I Miss My Mother Deeply.

I Miss My Father Even More.

I Really Need

To Get Home, Katey.

Can You Help Me ?

I Truly Cannot.

Perhaps There Is

Somebody Who Can !

- Who ?

- Merlin.

- But You Said He Was Dead.

- Not Quite.

[ Rock Moving ]

Cool.

A Secret Door.

Come.

[ Rumbling ]

This Way.

[ Wind Whistling ]

We've Lost The Light !

[ Chuckles ]

No Problem.

It's Incredible !

[ Cal ]

Just Like

The Temple Of Doom.

This Is It.

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