A Horrible Way to Die
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02:13,213 -- 00:02:16,614I must've...
I must've dozed off or something.
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02:16,650 -- 00:02:19,380I apologize. Watch your head.
Watch your... I'm sorry.
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02:19,419 -- 00:02:21,944Ready, one, two, let's go.
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02:56,923 -- 00:02:58,914You're gonna be fine.
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02:58,959 -- 00:03:00,984You're gonna be fine.
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03:01,027 -- 00:03:03,018Just relax.
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04:52,072 -- 00:04:55,667Hi guys. My name's Craig.
I'm an alcoholic.
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04:55,709 -- 00:04:57,802Hi Craig.
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04:57,844 -- 00:04:59,937Today is my five-year anniversary.
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04:59,980 -- 00:05:02,346That's five years of sobriety.
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05:07,187 -- 00:05:10,179Um, you know,
I know a few of you
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05:10,223 -- 00:05:11,986are just getting started
with this thing.
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05:12,025 -- 00:05:14,550I just wanted you to know
it does get easier.
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05:14,594 -- 00:05:16,619It never ends.
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05:16,663 -- 00:05:18,72220
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05:18,765 -- 00:05:21,529But if you stick with it,
it does get easier.
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05:21,568 -- 00:05:23,627And believe me,
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05:23,670 -- 00:05:26,195if I can do it, then so can you.
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05:26,239 -- 00:05:28,571That's all I wanted to say.
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05:28,608 -- 00:05:31,941Thank you, Craig.
And congratulations again.
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05:34,614 -- 00:05:37,515On that note, I think
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05:37,550 -- 00:05:40,110there's someone else here
who has an anniversary
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05:40,153 -- 00:05:43,418that they need to celebrate today.
Am I right?
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05:43,456 -- 00:05:45,481Sarah?
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05:45,525 -- 00:05:48,858Oh, um... hi.
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05:48,895 -- 00:05:52,126I'm Sarah.
And I'm an alcoholic.
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05:52,165 -- 00:05:54,531Hi Sarah.
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05:54,567 -- 00:05:57,627This isn't... it's not really
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05:57,671 -- 00:05:59,662as big a deal as Craig's.
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05:59,706 -- 00:06:03,699It's just I'm three months today.
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06:09,182 -- 00:06:13,175you'd like to say?
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06:13,219 -- 00:06:15,119No, that's all.
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06:15,155 -- 00:06:17,146No? Okay, well,
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06:17,190 -- 00:06:20,125unless anyone else has anything
they'd like to share,
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06:20,160 -- 00:06:23,095I guess we're done here.
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06:23,129 -- 00:06:26,223Okay.
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06:29,936 -- 00:06:32,063Lord,
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06:32,105 -- 00:06:33,766grant me the serenity
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06:33,807 -- 00:06:36,970to accept the things
I cannot change,
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06:37,010 -- 00:06:40,468the courage to change
the things that I can
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06:40,513 -- 00:06:43,949and the wisdom
to know the difference,
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06:43,983 -- 00:06:46,679living one day at a time,
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06:46,720 -- 00:06:50,087enjoying one moment at a time,
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06:50,123 -- 00:06:52,114accepting hardships
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06:52,158 -- 00:06:54,820as a pathway to peace.
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06:54,861 -- 00:06:57,125Amen.
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07:02,469 -- 00:07:04,960Thank you.
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07:44,310 -- 00:07:46,676Sh*t.
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07:46,713 -- 00:07:49,477- Hey Sarah.
- Hi.
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07:49,516 -- 00:07:51,040- Hey.
- Kevin.
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07:51,084 -- 00:07:52,244- Yeah, Kevin.
- Kev...
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07:52,285 -- 00:07:54,253That's right.
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07:54,287 -- 00:07:56,585I just wanted to come
say congratulations.
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07:56,623 -- 00:07:59,183It's a really big deal.
You should be proud of yourself.
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07:59,225 -- 00:08:01,489- Thank you.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
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08:01,528 -- 00:08:04,122Um, and I was thinking maybe
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08:04,164 -- 00:08:06,530if you wanted to go celebrate
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08:06,566 -- 00:08:08,261it would be my treat.
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08:08,301 -- 00:08:10,633I could take you out or...
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08:11,638 -- 00:08:13,970Uh, not tonight.
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08:14,007 -- 00:08:15,998That's all right.
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08:16,042 -- 00:08:17,703You've got plans.
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08:17,744 -- 00:08:19,803On the couch... a movie.
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08:19,846 -- 00:08:21,711Fair enough.
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08:21,748 -- 00:08:23,841All right, get home safe.
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08:23,883 -- 00:08:25,646Thanks.
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08:25,685 -- 00:08:27,550- Yeah, I'll see you next time.
- Okay.
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08:27,587 -- 00:08:29,714All right, congratulations.
Lt's really cool.
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08:29,756 -- 00:08:31,246Thank you.
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08:33,726 -- 00:08:36,251Uh, I could... I could do,
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08:36,296 -- 00:08:38,924like, Thursday lunch.
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08:42,769 -- 00:08:45,101Do you like ltalian food?
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08:45,138 -- 00:08:46,833Yeah.
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08:46,873 -- 00:08:49,068All right,
there's a great place
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08:49,108 -- 00:08:51,303right across the street
from my office.
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08:51,344 -- 00:08:53,778Let's do that.
Lt's called D'Amato's.
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08:53,813 -- 00:08:55,371Okay, see you then.
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08:55,415 -- 00:08:57,383Good.
Okay, drive safe.
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08:57,417 -- 00:08:59,078Stay warm.
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09:37,490 -- 00:09:39,481You know the drill.
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09:47,700 -- 00:09:49,998Run your hands through your hair
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09:50,036 -- 00:09:52,231and your beard.
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09:53,406 -- 00:09:56,671Open your mouth.
Your tongue... move it around.
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09:56,709 -- 00:09:59,041Show me your armpits.
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10:00,446 -- 00:10:02,846Lift your nutsack.
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10:04,317 -- 00:10:06,308And your dick.
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10:06,352 -- 00:10:08,684Turn around.
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