A Haunted House 2 Page #2

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and say the name Shiii...

Shiloh!

Oh, God, it hurts! Oh, God!

It's tingly in... Oh God!

I'm goin' with you! Oh, God!

Time to go, bye-bye.

Shiloh!

Junior.

You could put a whole lot

of birth control in that.

I really hate you.

That's what your daddy said.

That's why the nigga gone.

What've you got there?

An old box that I

found in the basement.

Don't you think we should

return it to the prior owners?

If they wanted it, they would've

taken it in the first place.

Okay, look, Becky,

I'm not your dad.

I'm just the guy

that's like... your mom.

So I'll make you a deal.

I'll let you keep the box...

if you promise to try and make

this work between me and you, okay?

- It's for your mom.

- Fine.

I think we're gettin' somewhere.

- Qu pasa, mi amigo?

- Qu pas, hombre?

Aqui noms, me tiene trabajando

como negro. Est cabrn.

No habla espaol.

I just do that when I'm talkin'

to negritos. It's all good.

- Did he just call me a n*gger?

- What's goin' on, bro?

We just moved in with

my girl right here...

and we was just wonderin' maybe if

you want to add us to your route?

Are you serious? Dude,

I live here, puto!

- It's my house!

- Oh sh*t! I'm sorry.

I just assumed... you got

the gloves and the hat...

and the lawnmower and the truck.

'Cause I'm Mexican I must be Jose!

Are you?

- No, fool! My name is Miguel!

- Is that your truck?

- Yeah, that's my truck!

- Then who's Jose?

That's my middle name. You

wanna guess my last name?

You guys are here,

you might as well.

I don't know. Rodriguez?

- That's racist, bro.

- You asked...

- Did he ask me or what?

- I'm just f***in' with you!

For the record, my

name is Miguel Jose...

Jess Gonzlez... Smith.

Wait, wait, wait. Your

last name is Smith?

Yeah, I'm Mexican on my mom's side.

So, why is there

Gonzlez on your truck?

Sh*t, would you trust your

garden to a guy named Smith?

True. True. Hey, my

name is Malcolm, bro.

- I bet your last name is Johnson.

- See, that's some racist sh*t!

- Am I right?

- But you're right!

Nice to meet you, man.

Yeah, it's a pleasure meeting you!

I can cut your grass on Tuesdays.

What can I say, I'm a

gardener by ethnic default.

Be good, negrito! Watch out, guera!

What? You gonna try

and tease a brother?

That's a invite? Come

here, let's do the quickie.

One, two, I'm done.

- What's that?

- What? Oh! That's Abigail.

I found her in the

wardrobe that was left here.

Well, put it back. Hey, stop!

She's creepy!

- We look alike.

- Yeah, same eyes and pigtails.

Wait, no, no, don't

put it on the bed!

How you doin'?

Oh, you ain't gonna

say nothin', huh?

So... Girl you stupid.

You don't want none

of this? Come here.

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