A Haunted House

Synopsis: In October 2012 a video footage is found at the home of Malcolm Johnson and the recordings are still unexplained. Past this prologue a story in flashback form unfolds. During the summer of 2012, Malcolm and Kisha move in together and start a happy life. One night Kisha notices a few unexplained phenomena that convince her their house is haunted by ghosts. To allay her fears Malcom hires a camera crew to film inside the house day and night. A few nights later Malcom and Keisha have sex on camera, despite Keisha's protests at being filmed. Upon reviewing the sex tape the next day, Malcom and Keisha notice a few paranormal phenomena caught on tape. Malcom wants to sell the house but the housing market is slow. Therefore, Malcom decides to hire a psychic to come to the house and investigate. After Kisha confesses to making a deal with the devil for a pair of shoes things start to make sense but it doesn't solve the problems caused by the paranormal phenomena.
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Director(s): Michael Tiddes
Production: Open Road Films
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Metacritic:
20
Rotten Tomatoes:
10%
R
Year:
2013
86 min
$32,536,865
Website
2,463 Views


have a nappy-haired baby

that speaks perfect Spanish.

Come on.

Think about it.

Okay.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Hungry there, buddy?

Mm-hmm.

You're over there eating

like the Cookie Monster.

Can I just enjoy

my food, please?

Wow. Somebody's crabby.

I'm sorry.

I'm just tired.

I haven't been sleeping well.

I keep hearing these noises.

Scary.

Well, you don't have

to be afraid, okay?

'Cause you're

living with me now.

And nobody's gonna

hurt you on my watch.

Okay?

Okay.

Unless the n*gger

got a gun.

Then you on your own.

What?

Hey, baby, what you doin'?

Well, it's time to

put on something

a little more comfortable.

Aha! That's what

I'm talkin' about!

Fellas,

get out your pen and pads.

We about to give

you a sex tutorial.

Let's do this.

Mmm. Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, you got the beat!

Oh! Stop.

Stop. Not yet. Not... Ahh!

You gonna bring

a friend there, huh?

Ah. Ah.

Uh-huh? Watch that.

Uh-huh.

Now you get some, yeah.

Watch. Watch.

Ah, taste that.

Look at Daddy. Uh-huh.

Two dogs, one duck.

Get it nasty.

You nasty.

Go home.

I want you by myself. Yeah.

Shh.

Oh. Oh, shit!

That's still hot!

Shut up. Take it.

You just take it.

Take it, take it, take it.

Baby!

Yeah, baby?

I cannot believe

this is our first night

living together!

Yeah. It's nice, huh?

Uh-huh.

I can't wait to

lie next to you.

Oh, me, too.

Gotta go, baby.

It was fun.

Whoo!

Get in.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Here I come!

Okay, honey.

Baby, you are

the sexiest woman...

What the hell?

You know, Malcolm,

not everybody goes to bed

looking like a supermodel.

Apparently not.

You know?

Besides,

what is wrong

with my outfit?

Nothin',

if you lived in a box

underneath the freeway.

What?

Come on!

Hold the sign up,

please?

Can I go to bed?

No, you gotta

get the joke first!

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Marlon Wayans

Marlon Lamont Wayans (July 23, 1972) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and film producer, beginning with his role as a pedestrian in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka in 1988. He frequently collaborates with his brother Shawn Wayans, as he was on The WB sitcom The Wayans Bros. and in the comedic films Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, White Chicks, Little Man, and Dance Flick. However, Wayans had a dramatic role in Darren Aronofsky's critically acclaimed Requiem for a Dream, which saw his departure from the usual comedies. In 2009, he appeared in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. In 2013, he had a leading role in A Haunted House and co-starred in The Heat. A Haunted House 2 was released on April 18, 2014. He also appeared in the Netflix film Naked. Marlon has partnered with former Funny or Die co-founder Randy Adams to create What the Funny, an online destination for urban comedy. Marlon created the comedy competition television show, Funniest Wins, which aired on TBS in June - August 2014. As of 2014, Marlon and his brothers have been traveling the U.S. with "The Wayans Brothers Tour". In 2016, Wayans wrote, produced and starred in Fifty Shades of Black. The film is a parody of the 2015 erotic romantic drama film Fifty Shades of Grey. In 2017, NBC gave him his own sitcom, Marlon, for a 10-episode run. In September 2017, Marlon got renewed for a second season by NBC, set to premiere in 2018. more…

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