A Haunted House Page #2
Come on.
All right.
Okay, fine.
Okay. I'm ready.
All right. Go ahead.
Spare change?
You stupid!
I love you.
Good night.
God!
How could someone
so cute be so stink?
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Oh, really?
Oh, God!
What crawled up
your ass and died?
Sh*t!
Really?
You ain't
allowed to move in here
and do this sh*t.
Mm-mmm.
Mm-mmm.
Ugh!
Aah!
It's alive! What?
Oh! Oh! Oh, f***!
Oh!
I heard that.
So, we didn't
have sex last night.
Kisha didn't cook,
and she killed my dog.
But other than that,
I guess this moving-in thing
Malcolm! Malcolm!
What's up?
My keys are on the floor.
Okay.
Malcolm.
What?
Something weird
is going on here.
If you mean
something weird
like you farting
in your sleep,
yes, there is.
No, no.
I think we have a ghost.
A ghost?
Yeah, okay.
No, you have a ghost
in your ass.
to tell us what's going on.
A psychic?
Ah, come on, Kish.
That's ridiculous.
Look, I'll tell you
what's going on, okay?
Some neighborhood kid
came in here,
stole something
out of your purse,
and then he left...
No. See, if anyone
is stealing anything,
it is you-know-who, okay?
Hey, girl!
Okay, we have no idea
what she's doing
when we're not here.
Why is she
always wearing gloves?
Okay, fine.
I'll take care of it.
Guilty.
Hey, I'm Dan
the Security Man.
Hey, how you doin'?
Nice to meet you.
Hey, I'm sorry, buddy.
I didn't see you back there.
That's my associate, Bob.
Actually, he's my brother.
He's a simple...
He used to
play in the dryer.
We turned it on once.
Whoa, whoa!
Hey, yo,
you better back up!
What's the problem?
We're here to
install cameras.
Yeah.
Not to be filmed
on camera.
'Cause I'm doing
my own reality show.
Well, I'm not
signing anything.
And I can't write.
He can't write.
Blur this out.
Mosaic.
Okay.
What is he doing?
Is the owner home?
You're talking to him.
Yeah, right!
Wow.
Oh. Wow. Okay.
All right. Now, that camera
covers your entire backyard.
It's cool.
Let's say you and the missus
are having
a pool party, right?
You know, you're grilling up
some fried chicken,
probably some ribs.
Hot wings,
some pig knuckle,
strimps.
You know,
maybe some corn bread.
I'd say watermelon,
but that might
be racist, right?
Corn bread was
pretty close.
Not really.
Country folks
eat corn bread.
Can I say it?
You talking
about the "N" word?
Yeah.
No. It's not appropriate.
I see.
Are you...
Is he serious?
You can call me
a cracker.
I don't want to.
I just want...
Let me say it.
If you say it, I'm going to
punch you in your face.
Anyway...
Wow.
Maybe later things
get a little freaky.
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