A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot Page #3
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- 1975
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to spend your money?
Vamos, Maricones.
Are you, for a change,
trying to screw me, madam?
- Lucy?
- The offer stays.
Take it or leave it.
Lucy!
Lucy, come back.
It's an order.
Climb aboard.
The girls are ready and waiting.
Steam Engine, I been looking for you.
Well, now that you've found me
I'll see you around.
Let's empty the hall.
Come on!
Wait, Bill.
I haven't seen him for ages.
- We hardly said hello.
- No more hellos.
- One more and you'll be expecting.
- So?
- Don't tease him. He gets jealous.
- Jealous!
I've more important things on my mind.
I pulled her out of the gutter.
She was a flea hive.
I washed her, combed her hair.
I made a lady out of her.
I surrounded her with luxury.
She's cost me an eye and an ear.
But I already told you.
If you want her, name your price.
I can't do it.
- She's priceless.
- Name your price, Joe.
Please, name your price.
Don't be surprised.
And do not jump
to the wrong conclusions.
I'm only here
to perform an act of justice.
There he is. That's him.
- Thou art the man.
- You an informer now?
You've been touched by God's grace.
Is that not so, my son?
- Admit it, Bill. You've been touched.
- I've been touched.
Is it in here, my son?
Check it carefully, Padre.
- Why did I save you in the desert?
- Because you never cheat a friend.
It's all there.
- Thanks be to God.
- Thanks be to Joe.
Just think of it. The man before you
was already far away.
Free and clear.
When, like Paul
on the road to Damascus,
he was struck
by God's heavenly light.
Burdened with remorse, he returned.
for his misspent life
in sin and shame.
- Who's he talking about?
- You.
Me? Why, you...
His noble gesture
would not be known
if it weren't for the testimony
of this good soul.
I only did my duty
as a faithful son of the Church.
Son of a b*tch!
When the prodigal returns
the heavens rejoice.
Glory, glory, glory.
On our knees we're bending.
Now the erring prodigal
Turns to the righteous way.
Glory, glory, glory.
Praying for thy blessing.
Our hearts in repentance
Pledge to Christ today.
Glory, glory, glory.
No hymns!
This is an honest house.
- We don't make fun of the Church.
- Joe!
- Where's he taking us?
- Keep counting!
Where was I? 315, 320.
$325 in charity.
That old bag only offered me 200.
You see, Bill.
Honesty is the best policy.
You're richer
Disgusting!
Why do you have to act worse
than you already are?
Sure, Twinkle-Toes here
never pukes, does he?
He doesn't do it in his hat.
He knows to do it
where decent folks do it. The privy.
You're wrong, Lucy.
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