A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot

Synopsis: Expert conman Joe Thanks teams up with half-breed Bill and naive Lucy to steal $300,000 from the Indian-hating Major Cabot. Their elaborate plan is full of disguises, double-crosses, and chases, but Joe always seems to know what he's doing.
Genre: Comedy, Western
126 min

In a few minutes you'll be one

of the deadest men that ever lived.

- Outside! My time's precious.

- I know. You're waiting for somebody.

Hey. Come on, everyone!

Doc Foster and the big guy

are gonna shoot it out.

They're gonna shoot it out, everyone!

Let's go.

When you're ready, Doc.

- Yours, Doc?

- Stand up. Stop acting like a booby.

Mighty pretty animal.

Don't play the clown.

Nobody takes care of you, huh?

- Poor critter was thirsty.

- Next shot's for you.

You hear me?

Sorry, Doc.

Shoot when you feel like it.

No, Doc. Uh-uh.

Did you like the show?

Good. That makes me happy.

If you'd be so kind.

Whatever you can afford.

Seems fair to me.

Anything you want to give, folks.

For the fastest gun on earth.

- Thanks.

- There you go, folks.

See! Even the wind is on our side.

Watch your head, watch your head.

Thanks. Thank you.

Thanks. Remember, folks.

You've just seen a risky show.

I mean,

that is for Doc Foster.

Whatever you can afford.

I really appreciate it.


Thank you.

- There's people coming!

- For your collaboration.

A cavalry coach!

Free the horses

and take them to the stables.

Give them water.

After resting they'll need fodder.

The Wild West.

We've been expecting young ladies

to work in the boarding house.

- The boys made a mistake.

- Yes, electing you sheriff.

I'm a colonel.

For your information, my man,

we're on our way to Fort Christabel.

Major Cabot might have sent

someone to meet me.

Oh, my darling, oh, my darling

Oh, my darling Clementine...

Hey, Doc. You'd better pick it up.

Doc, why don't you just go home?

You've been lucky, friend.

I've got a job to do.

So have I.

Come in.

She was just a child. You hear me?

Only a child.

- Who?

- My sister!

You raped her, you never waited,

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Ernesto Gastaldi

Ernesto Gastaldi (born 10 September 1934) is an Italian screenwriter. Born in Graglia, province of Biella, Italy, he has written under the pseudonyms Julian Berry, Julyan Perry and Ernst Gasthaus. He has collaborated with Mario Bava, Lucio Fulci, Riccardo Freda, Tonino Valerii, Sergio Martino and Sergio Leone; as such he can be regarded as a chief architect of the giallo and Spaghetti Western films. The 1973 Italian western comedy film My Name Is Nobody (also known as Mio nome è Nessuno and Lonesome Gun), is based on his story and his script. more…

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