A Few Best Men

Synopsis: David and Mia meet and fall in love during a holiday romance. After a week, David proposes and they plan to marry in a few days. David goes home to England and gets his three best friends to return with him to Australia for the wedding.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Stephan Elliott
Production: Universal Pictures
  2 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
97 min

at the airport, not at the altar.

Don't listen to him, David,

this is great.

We're right behind you all the way.

Just tell us where the party is.

It's at Mia's parents house

in Australia.

What, is that a fucking joke?

I can't go to Australia, it's bloody miles away!

You know I get air sickness.

Jesus, I thought you'd be a

little bit more supportive

If you don't come, it's just gonna be

me and a load of bloody Australians.

- You're all I got.

- Excuse me, 20 years

since we've been friends, when

have we ever let you down?

Uh, what about the time you told

Rachel Brookman I had syphilis?

Yeah, apart from that. When

you used to ride your bike

up and down Dorset Street on your own

like some kind of an infant leper,

we were the ones who

took you into our gang.

Even though you were this

lost little orphan boy

who everyone thought was gay.

What do you mean, everyone

thought I was gay?

They did cause you were all sensitive

and nice to people and shit.

Suppose you'll be moving to a

nice two-bed in Hertfordshire?

Oh, you're fucking joking.

You're moving to Australia?

No, it's not set yet. We'll just...

see how it goes.

- Hey, Luke.

- Hi, David.

- How are you?

- Yeah, pretty good.

I mean, I feel like I've given

the last five years of my life

in return for unimaginable pain and

torment but aside from that, I'm fine.

David's getting married

and moving to Australia.



Why does she only want you there

one day before the wedding?

- She thought it'd be romantic.

- You know what bugs me, bruv?

You are about to gamble your life

on a girl you don't even know.

She's not a roulette wheel,

she's the love of my life.

What if she turns out

to be a vagina farter?

Your one serious relationship,

you dumped her cause...

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Dean Craig

Dean Craig (born October 25, 1974) is an English screenwriter and film director. In addition to his film work, Craig wrote the BBC television series Off The Hook. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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