A Date with Miss Fortune Page #4
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2015
- 97 min
- 236 Views
I'm not going anywhere
Cause you got-got me, you
got-got me stuck on you babe
Ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ouuu
Maria?
Jesus Christ!
Shhh.
Rain or shine, I don't care,
I'm not going anywhere
I am a rational person.
Rational, huh?
Is that why I saw you throwing
salt over your shoulder?
Don't tell me you're one of
those superstitious freaks?
It's not a superstition if it works.
Ah-ha.
You're crazy.
Don't call me crazy.
Seora Maria says it's
better safe than sorry.
Who's Seora Maria?
Like a... Like a therapist?
Yeah, like a therapist.
Hey, babe, how was your...
Quick, get me a lighter!!
What is it?
I think some woman at the grocery store
gave me the evil eye.
Huh?
Here we go.
What is that?
Sage.
Oh no.
I might have already
infected the entire place.
Wait, what the hell's evil eye?
and gives you really bad luck.
Sometimes people do it
and they don't even
realize they're doing it.
Come on Maria, don't tell me
Apparently so.
That should work.
Don't worry, I'll see Seora Maria
and make sure that we're in the clear.
Maria, this is insane.
Nobody can just give you bad luck.
That's just a Portuguese old wives tale.
The evil eye does not exist!
Do you have any idea how
Jack, this is your father.
He's actually on oxygen, it's kinda sad.
Oww.
No he's not.
weak and career dubious.
Come work for me at Ratner Investments
and together we shall...
make something of you.
That's your dad's idea
of success, not yours.
Mhmmm.
You are wise Portuguese one.
So what about the rest of your family?
Brothers?
Sisters?
None.
Cousins?
Grandparents?
Aunts?
Uncles?
One Uncle, but I'm pretty
sure he's in prison.
Oh, Jack that's...
Wonderful.
Having as mall family.
Mine can be overwhelming.
I'd much rather have a big colorful family
than a bland one any day.
Okay.
Relax.
Ok.
Oh, no, we don't use the front door!
We use the back door.
Okay.
Now, don't be nervous, Jack.
I'm not.
I just want you to know,
how important first impressions are.
Hey, don't worry, parents love me.
I'm like cat nip for old people.
Oh and please don't try and be funny.
And don't tell my parents
that you're divorced,
or that you're an atheist or
that you're in between jobs.
Okay?
Anything else?
Oh, and your grandfather on your
mom's side was part Portuguese.
Ok?
Hey!
There's my beautiful daughter.
Querida, two Sundays I don't see you.
Where have you been
hiding, my little badger?
Mom, Dad, this is Jack my boyfriend.
He's pleased to meet you.
Lets go.
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