A Date with Miss Fortune Page #3

Just thought it might be for decoration.

What do you mean, "one of those"?

You don't believe in God??

Umm, not so much.

Though, after skimming the bible,

I've gotta give Joe and Mary props

for selling the whole

immaculate conception thing.

It's brilliant.

Nowadays, compromising Facebook

photos would have sunk her.

That isn't funny.

So if you don't believe in

God then who do you pray to?

Tom Brady.

But only if it's late

in the fourth quarter.

I don't believe you.

Trust me, when something

life changing happens,

you'll be praying.

Okay, no way, not me.

I may be a lot of things,

but I'm not a hypocrite.

Hey.

Morning.

Do you want some fruit for breakfast?

Do you have any idea how

much sugar's in that stuff?

You were snoring again last night.

I don't snore.

It's like sleeping with Darth Vader.

I'll make a video clip

and add it to your file.

Hey.

Hey, you okay?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

It's stupid.

Well lucky for you I

specialize in stupidity

and have a Ph.D. in nothing.

So technically, I'm overqualified

for this conversation.

Well uhh,

You know when you feel like

you've reached a point

where you're finally living out your life

and not other peoples expectations?

Well...

Now that I'm not splitting

the rent anymore,

I can't afford my place so...

I'm gonna have to move

back in with my parents.

Well umm, you know uhh,

Maybe you could move in here you know,

for a little while until

you find another place.

Jack, you'd be okay with that?

Yeah, sure.

I'm mean you're practically

living here anyway.

What's a week?

Oh baby!

Thank you!

Oh baby I promise you won't

even know that I'm here.

Oh god.

Thank you.

Oh, that's great.

Oh my god.

You like?

I feel like I just got

violated by Pottery Barn.

Oh, you hate it?

No, no.

It's just different that's all.

Kinda looks like your place did.

Yeah, I just brought a few

of my furniture pieces in.

I hope you don't mind?

Wow.

That's uhh, that's a big cross.

It'll protect us from the evil eye.

Ohh.

I didn't know Mr. Bojangles

would be joining us.

Awe, where did you think

he'd be staying, silly?

Eh, eh, good boy, good boy.

Eh.

Ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ouuu

Ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ouuu

You got-got me, you got-got me stuck

Cause you got-got that,

you got-got that touch

You got me stuck like glue

Like gum to the bottom of my shoe

I can't stop thinkin' bout you-ouu

Awwww! Sh*t!

I think you broke it!

I'm so sorry.

That kiss girl, how can I forge-ee-et?

Underneath the stars,

we'll never be apart

No matter where you are, you got me

You got-got me, you

got-got me stuck

Cause you got-got that, you

got-got that touch

Rain or shine, I don't care

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