A Charlie Brown Christmas Page #2
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it means slow down.
It's the spirit of the actors that counts,
the interest that they show in their director.
Am I right? I said, am I right?
[PLAYING VINCE GUARALDI'S
"LINUS & LUCY"]
Stop the music! All right, now.
We're going to do this play
and we're going to do it right.
Lucy, get those costumes and scripts
and pass them out.
Now, the script girl
will be handing out your parts.
You're the innkeeper's wife.
Do innkeepers' wives
Pigpen, you're the innkeeper.
In spite of my outward appearance,
I shall try to run a neat inn.
Shermy, you're a shepherd.
Every Christmas it's the same.
I always end up playing a shepherd.
Snoopy, you'll have to be all the animals
in our play.
-Can you be a sheep?
-Baa.
-How about a cow?
-Moo.
How about a penguin?
-Yes, he's even a good penguin.
-Ooow!
No, no, no.
Listen, all of you.
You've got to take direction.
[LUCY SPEAKING AND SNOOPY MOUTHING]
You've got to have discipline.
You've gotta have respect
for your director.
I ought to slug you.
Ugh. I've been kissed by a dog.
I have dog germs.
Get hot water,
get some disinfectant, get some iodine.
-Waaah.
-Ah.
All right, all right, script girl,
continue with the scripts.
Linus, you've got to get rid
of that stupid blanket.
And here, memorize these lines.
This is ridiculous.
Memorize it and be ready to recite
when your cue comes.
I can't memorize something like this
so quickly.
Why should I be put through such agony?
Give me one good reason
I'll give you five good reasons:
One, two, three, four, five.
Those are good reasons.
Christmas is not only
getting too commercial...
...it's getting too dangerous.
And get rid of that stupid blanket.
What's a Christmas shepherd
gonna look like...
...holding a stupid blanket like that?
Well, this is one Christmas shepherd...
...who's going to keep his trusty blanket
with him.
See? You wouldn't hit
an innocent shepherd, would you?
Okay, Mr. Director, the cast is set.
Take over.
All right, let's have it quiet.
Places, everybody.
Schroeder, set the mood for first scene.
[PLAYING VINCE GUARALDIS
"LINUS & LUCY"]
Cut, cut. No, no, no.
Look, let's rehearse the scene at the inn.
-Frieda, this is--
-We can't go on. There's too much dust.
It's taking the curl
out of my naturally curly hair.
Don't think of it as dust.
Think of it as maybe the soil
of some great past civilization.
Maybe the soil of ancient Babylon.
It staggers the imagination.
He may be carrying soil
that was trod upon by Solomon.
Or even Nebuchadnezzar.
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