A Boyfriend for My Wife Page #2

When you get home,

what do you do?

When you get home,

what do you do?

-l put my pyjamas on.

-Don't do it.

-l wash my hands.

-Don't wash them.

-Then l sit down to dinner.

-You don't put your pyjamas on,

you don't wash your hands,

and when dinner's ready...

you're not hungry.

You don't have dinner.

You stand up straight,

looking at the wall,

and you say the three words.

-l want out.

-And you go.

Be brave, Tenso.

l want out.

l want out.

l want out.

l want out!

l want out.

l want out.

l want out!

Hell, l want out.

We're not all stupid. They reckon

we're not idiots, but we are.

Howwas your day?

Know how much this bloody onion cost?

Any idea?

What's wrong?

Go and change, it's almost ready.

l'm not going to change.

-What?

-Whatyoujustheard.

Are you sure you're alright?

Yes.

OK, well go and sit up,

as it's almost ready.

l'm not hungry.

l made pasta.

-Tana, l want...

-Don't you want pasta, Tenso?

-lsn't it any good?

-Yes, it's good.

l was almostthere.

Work at a relationship,

otherwise it'll fade and die.

Work at a relationship,

otherwise it'll fade and die.

What you need kid is someone

like ''Cuervo'' Flores.

He knewwhat it was all about.

He was old school, he was.

He knewwhat it was all about.

He was old school, he was.

Real old school.

-Who's ''Cuervo Flores''?

-Who was... a phenomenon.

-A crook.

-A real talent, one of a kind.

-lt's in the genes with him.

-Yeah, but he caused a lot of harm.

No doubt. We couldn't

mention him at home.

Do you remember Susana Hoyos,

my cousin's wife?

With a name like that...

There was something about

Cuervo Flores, in his eyes.

He was wild, a hunting dog.

He knew you had to seduce a woman...

by talking to her,

making her laugh.

Christ, he caused havoc round our way.

Christ, he caused havoc round our way.

Maybe Marito never attended to

his wife as he should.

Do you remember lndia,

Gaita's girlfriend?

Do you remember lndia,

Gaita's girlfriend?

He saw her

the day before the wedding...

and convinced her to party with him,

and she missed her own wedding.

He's got a thing about married women.

-l need someone like that.

-No, forget it.

He can't show his face round there now.

They've got it in for him.

Come on, Tenso!

Everything was horrible.

The house was horrible,

l don't knowwhy.

The neighbours were horrible, too.

And for some reason l wasn't

worth sh*t.

Basically there was something

l was never able to swallow...

ls that the right word, swallow?

Does it matter? ls it the right word?

Yes, it is, yes.

Swallow.

You could also say assimilate.

OK.

l prefer that.

Because that's the word.

Assimilate.

l've never been able to assimilate,

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