A Birder's Guide to Everything Page #3
that I rediscovered an extinct duck,
she'd definitely
let me do her.
Possibly doggie-style.
It's called retrocopulation.
And the term "doggie-style" is offensive
to women and possibly dogs as well.
Guys, you're both missing the point.
What do you think?
It has to be female,
not a male.
The wing marks concern me, but to be
fair, wing marks always concern me.
"B" teams,
incendere ubi paratus!
Cool!
[ Applause ]
How does that work?
Okay, we need to
find this duck again.
What we need
is an expert opinion.
Well, uh... I can get us a meeting
with Lawrence Konrad.
Just because he said you had
"nice style" at a book signing?
Um, he said I had
"interesting style."
And yes, that's exactly why.
Dick.
[ Chattering ]
Hello?
He's too busy.
I told you this. -Hello?
What? Oh, sorry
to keep you waiting.
My secretary is at lunch,
and this thing should've-- [ Chirping ]
There you go.
Anyone? -Uh, yellow warbler.
Bravo.
Do come in.
Nope.
[ Chuckles ]
No, no, no, no.
That's all wrong.
Yeah, well,
it does decline at the nape.
- Which one of you saw it?
- Uh, I did.
I'm sorry the picture
is so blurry.
I was on my bike
when I spotted it.
On your bike?
[ Laughing ]
That's marvelous.
That's the great thing
about this field.
Doesn't matter if you're a
high school kid on your bike or...
An old egghead like me
with a boatload of silly degrees.
Absolutely anyone
can be a birder.
Except for blind people,
I suppose.
So you think it could actually be
a rare-- -Close the door, please.
Any of you familiar with
the term "lazarus species"?
You. Glasses.
An organism rediscovered alive
after having been considered extinct.
are very rare,
here in America I had the pleasure
who re-found
the ivory-billed woodpecker in 2005.
Though certain scientists
do dispute my claim.
Fools.
February 20, 2005.
I remember because
it was three weeks...
after my life magellanic
woodpecker in Chile.
Quite a month
for campephilus.
You remember all the dates
on your life list?
Now, on, uh, May 13th
of this year,
you might--
[ Chuckles ]
I do stress might--
have spotted--
- Yes!
- Camptorhynchus Labradorius.
Mm-hmm. -The first bird
to go extinct in north America.
No one has seen
one of these fellas since 1878.
So do you really think
that David saw a labrador duck?
and it's certainly
out of consideration for publication.
Trust me, what birder's way
does not need is more controversy.
[ Sniffing ] No, I think the only thing
to do here...
Is to find the bird again.
Well, it's probably migrating.
It could be anywhere.
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