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anything wrong.
License and
registration, please.
License and registration.
Yes, uh...
Sorry.
I'm a little deaf in this ear.
Here you go.
You know at what speed
you were driving, just there?
Forty-ish
- in a twenty-five.
- Twenty-five?
School zone.
So which one of you two
is Amanda Beekler?
Amanda is my girlfriend.
Yeah, here actually...
- Here's a picture of us, right here.
- Oh yeah.
That's us.
We were at Guido's.
- It was our six-month anniversary.
- Cute.
Then we went home
and had the weirdest sex.
Alright, son.
No, apparently if you're
double-jointed here then-
Enough. I'm going to let
you two off with a warning.
- Thank you.
- You two have a pleasant afternoon.
You as well.
What are you two?
Waiters?
- Well-
- Hey, hold on, hold on.
Let's just leave the car.
With who, the florist?
Well, there's no need
to interrupt them in their...
...time of need,
so let's just drop the keys
off and get out of here.
What do you say?
You want to ding-dong-ditch
a Mercedes
that you stole from
your ex-girlfriend
on the day her father
was buried?
Yeah. I do.
That's what I want to do.
So I'm gonna do that.
Um... Amanda...
Hi.
Wow...
Hi.
Hey, Amanda.
Alan.
Um... Listen, we just wanted
to tell you that we...
...are very sorry to hear about
your father's, uh...
That's all?
Yeah.
Yeah, well...
Yeah...
This is so like you.
What... you don't know
what I'm... what is so like me?
You're a liar.
And a coward, Ben.
And maybe one day
you'll realize that
it's not some great
embarrassment to have feelings.
Or care about someone.
You know?
Probably you won't
figure it out
until you're an old,
pathetic man
who lives in a
flophouse downtown
from the garbage can
to keep your incontinent body
from shutting down
from pity and boredom
- Geez...
- I'm not finished, Alan.
- Alright.
- I was ready to share forever with you.
But did you care? No!
You'd rather share it with him
and steal, steal,
steal, Alan, Alan,
I mean, was I just
some hole for you?
What does he have
that I don't have?
Well, an indoor voice.
- Do you know why we broke up?
- I have some hypotheses.
A thousand reasons, but mainly
because I could not pierce
your emotional exoskeleton,
no matter how hard I tried.
What is so funny?
You did just say
emotional exoskeleton?
- Yeah. And?
- Yeah, okay. Definitely.
- That was what was funny.
- F*** you!
I told you I loved you
and... I was wrong.
Okay. Because a love
could never ever feel...
So strong.
Stop.
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