A Bag of Hammers

Synopsis: Two car thieving buddies (Ben and Alan) come to personal crossroads when Kelsey, a likable but neglected and fairly well abandoned twelve-year-old boy, crosses their path. Ben and Alan, having bonded for life in helping each other escape unhappy home lives, react differently to Kelsey's situation. One deeply fears the responsibility of looking after a child (having had no personal experiences worth following) while the other finds himself compelled to take him in (seeing himself in the child - an abandoned kid whom no one else wants).
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Brian Crano
Production: MPI Media Group
  3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
50
Rotten Tomatoes:
58%
NOT RATED
Year:
2011
85 min
Website
169 Views


Mom's really upset.

You should really call her.

Well I will have the

pancakes... Pancakes?

- Yes, please.

- Pancakes, sure.

It's from both of us...

Hey, Mac, how're you doing?

- Mountain View?

- Alright.

- Another wiggle?

- Oh yeah.

Welcome to Wiggles,

the Wiggles Waffles Wiggle

Thank you for wiggling...

Who do I think is a better

bowler? Who or who?

You don't say anyone

I'm going to say me.

- Who talks that fast?!

- Me.

When do you ever-

you never talked that fast.

- Yes I do. I talk this fast all the time.

- No you-

- It's ridiculous.

- Who are we burying today?

I dunno.

I left the paper at Wiggles.

Sloppy, Alan.

That's sloppy.

Sorry for your loss.

Condolences.

Is that...

Any good CD's over there?

Oh, let's see.

Kelly Clarkson.

Kelly Clarkson.

Kelly Clarkson -

Christmas Is A Time For Giving.

- Mariah Sings Kelly Clarkson,

- Dude...

- Oh my God...

- and Rammstein.

Oh right, with the

Kelly Clarkson...

What is it?

Gimme this...

Amanda?

Oh f*ck.

Oh f*ck! F*ck!

- F*ck, look at the... at the-

- Oh yeah!

Oh yeah.

Did we steal...?

- Yeah, we fucking did!

- We stole your ex-girlfriend's car?

We stole Amanda's car.

I don't believe this.

Oh my God!

The one time

I didn't scout the paper.

- Oh shit. Oh shit.

- What?

Oh shit...

- Okay, just pull over.

- Okay, I am.

- Right here?

- Yeah, right here's good.

Be careful, don't hit the curb.

I'm not gonna hit the curb.

- Smiles.

- Smile, we should smile?

Yeah, we didn't do

anything wrong.

License and

registration, please.

License and registration.

Yes, uh...

Sorry.

I'm a little deaf in this ear.

Here you go.

You know at what speed

you were driving, just there?

Forty-ish

- in a twenty-five.

- Twenty-five?

School zone.

So which one of you two

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