A Bad Moms Christmas Page #3

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I would like to enjoy Christmas again.

- Yes.

So let's do it.

- Hvabehar?

Have not we learned anything at all?

I'm disappointed with our wooden clover.

We are mothers.

When there is a headwind, what do we do?

We hide in the bathroom.

- No, we do not.

We get up and fight against.

So if Christmas

must be our way this year -

- Christmas will be our way.

No more perfect presents and decorations.

Nothing is perfect anymore.

Let's regain Christmas.

"We open up for the big pule bar!

Excuse me?

- It sounded better inside my head.

We caught the point.

- Cheers to reclaim Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Tastings. So what?

Now it will be much better.

Merry Christmas.

- Whose turn is it?

Hey.

Which one of them is best for the pillow?

Listen, folks.

I'm full and horny.

I repeat:
Full and horny.

Wait a minute. I still have to

buy christmas tree with my mother

Now I got a foolish idea.

Look here.

Then there is popcorn.

Are you ready? Look here.

How cozy, mom.

- That's how Christmas should be.

Yes, we can not just drop

all that messy?

Well, that would be nice.

Jessie, come over to us for Christmas.

We will not have to worry about it.

Get up, Dad. We will be there.

Is it okay?

Yes, I would love that.

- Me too.

Good evening ...

What the hell is that?

It is our new Christmas tree.

Do you like it?

No, Amy. That's horrible.

What is the best thing about your home?

I preferred to enjoy Christmas

rather than rushing around for a tree.

You are mom Mothers spread joy.

That's the essence of being a mother.

And the horror of a tree

does not spread joy.

I really like it.

- Thanks.

Who are you? Why do you speak?

- Mom, you've met Jessie.

The conversation bores me, but if you think,

you have to destroy Christmas for all of us -

- Can you think again.

Good night, dear children.

Here are gift cards for Itunes.

Mom, stop giving them gifts.

Have you seen the decoration? There are small shoes.

Hank, I'll leave you soon

at the nearest baby hatch.

Hello.

Have you had a nice evening?

- Yes.

You taste of grape juice.

- I just got a Welch.

Bless you.

Mother!

- Hello there.

What are you doing here?

- I want to see you falling asleep as always.

But you go straight to it.

Have you done it every night?

Blue Blood,

I'm just so happy to see,

that you have a lively sex life, honey

It is important that you and Kent buns.

And Kent, I'm so glad,

that you can get an erection again.

And Kiki.

He is much bigger than your father.

Thank you mom. Go before my husband

never again will grow sex with me.

Your dad loved getting the nudge clumps.

- Be quiet.

I'm looking into you for a while.

- Do not.

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