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Yeah, me, too. It'sjust...
I don't know, it's too bad.
What is?
It's just too bad they have to elope.
What? No, no! Absolutely not.
Well, Trey doesn't have a choice, Mom.
I mean, unless you and Dad
will show up at the same wedding.
I'll elope with them.
Mom, if you go, it's not an elopement.
- It's a destination wedding.
- That's right.
And, plus, Dad has to go and Sondra.
No,no,no,no!
The Cuntessa is not coming
to San Martin.
Melissa? Will you grab that penlight
He's losing his mind. Tie it to yourself.
in 10 to 15 seconds.
Thanks, Gary.
Found it. Sorry.
You know what?
I'll go to a wedding with your father.
YOU Will?
As soon as he pays me
that $485,000 he owes me
for my share of the lake house.
Larry Ellis was waterskiing there
last weekend
and he saw a light on.
You know he's not allowed to use it.
Mom, no one's been there in 20 years.
Because he's renting it! He's renting it!
Anything he earns on that house,
I get half.
That's in the settlement agreement.
That's how that works.
You know your father's refusing to put it
on the marketjust to spite me?
That means your father
is stealing from your mother.
- I don't...
- How does it not bother you?
No, it doesn't seem to.
Please tell me
you are not your father's son!
What?
Hey.
So here's a bit of news.
Kieko called me.
Yeah?
Yeah. She asked me to be
a bridesmaid. Straighten your back.
I didn't even know
they were getting married.
Yeah, I was going to tell you about that.
Trey and Kieko have been together,
what, four months?
Yeah, something like that.
And we've been together how long?
Well, that's kind of apples and oranges,
It's four years.
Four years. And I don't even have
a key to your apartment.
Look, I've been patient. Really.
But how long do you expect me to wait?
- Oh, my God.
- I totally had you!
- You did. Yeah.
- I had you for a minute.
Jesus.
I'm really excited.
I think it's going to be great.
All right, get up. All right, everybody!
Gloves on, hands up.
They should be $6,
because they are fresh.
l-ley-
l-ley-
Your mom called.
Okay, thanks.
Four times.
Right.
And your dad called, too. Twice.
And we're off.
Carter, it's Mom. I've been thinking,
what about a surprise wedding for Trey?
Your father doesn't even
have to know about it.
Carter, listen, bottom line,
if I'm paying she can't come.
She's been suckling at my teat
for way too long.
Good news, Carter,
Gary has a friend with a boat.
It's a barge. It is big!
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