A-Haunting We Will Go

Synopsis: Stan and Ollie get involved with con men, crooks, a genial magician, and two interchangeable coffins with disastrous but funny results.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Alfred L. Werker
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
68 min

That's fine. Now, could we have|a little something on account?

- On account of we haven't eaten.|- Well, here's 20.

- Thank you.|- I'll give you the other 30 at the train.

It's the afternoon train|for Dayton, 4:00.

We'll be there. Goodbye, ma'am.

We'll take good care of Charlie.



Okay, Darby.

Nice going, Joe. You handled it great.

Take it easy. It's the back door.|Get it, Joe.

- Who is it?|- It's me, Dixie.

You little rooster.

- There he is.|- Doc Lake, you old walrus.

Greetings, Joseph, my boy.|You're looking fit as a fiddle.

- Alcatraz agrees with you.|- It was tough but I can take it.

|Are we glad to see you.

Guess who this is.

Why, I don't believe|I've had the pleasure.

- How do you do, Mrs...?|- Mrs. Frank Lucas.


How are you, Doc?

Well, I declare.

Since when have you|gone in for histrionics?

Still hanging lace on your language.|How you been doing?

Where do you think I dug up the old|croaker? Reading palms in a gypsy joint.

- Merely a fill-in during a financial hiatus.|- I see.

Doc, we got another surprise|for you too.

Wait until you see this.

Darby Mason.

Who got him? The police?

No, and they never will.

We fooled you, didn't we, Doc?

Yes. You boys had me|at a great disadvantage.

This is very mysterious to me.

- Didn't Dixie tell you?|- No.

- You wanted to surprise him.|- Show him the clipping.


"Attorney still seeking Egbert Norton,|heir to fortune.

The will of the late|Jasper 'Rags' Norton, aged recluse...

...who was found dead in his shack|at the city dump last year...

...is to be probated next Thursday.

The will bequeaths|his entire fortune of...

...$250,000 to his missing nephew,|Egbert Norton...

...but provides|that in case he is not located...

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Lou Breslow

Louis Breslow (born Lewis Breslow; July 18, 1900 – November 10, 1987) was an American screenwriter and film director. He wrote for 70 films between 1928 and 1955. He also directed seven films between 1932 and 1951 and wrote scripts for both Laurel and Hardy in their first two films at 20th Century Fox, and Abbott and Costello. Lou Breslow married film actress and comedian Marion Byron in 1932, and remained married until her death in 1985. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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