8 Million Ways to Die Page #2

Right, Sarah?

- How you doing, man?

- Baby.

- How are you feeling?

- Feeling no pain, man.

Angel...

Hey, it's my favorite lady.

Angel this is my friend Matthew.

Hello Matthew.

Looks like a good boy

Lopez is up, join me, he's a friend of mine

excuse me.

Don't go away...

Come on, come on, come on.

Still the ladies man, huh?

What you gonna do?

What do you want man?

How'd do you know sunny

without me knowing about it?

Sunny? Forget that...

- How are you involved with him?

- The guy is a dope dealer.

Well you see, he's never been busted.

No, I didn't say he wasn't successful

but he's a scumbag.

He's my customer, man, I'm not his.

Angel.

What's goin on, baby?

Who do you like baby, how much?

Who do I like? I like everybody

I'm talking about fighters

i know.

What odds do you give me'?

Even.

Vascos has a 5-2 over Lopez.

So who are the favorites?

There's 2 fighters up there, man. Pick one.

And anywhere you want to

go man you know I got you.

I'll be easy on you, $5,000.

Ok.

- Great party.

- Thanks

Sarah.

How about a little sub-bet?

I don't think I can afford it.

It don't have to be money.

I don't bet on anything.

I don't enjoy it!

There is got to be something you enjoy.

Don't bet on it.

Just kidding.

Sir, what would you like to drink?

Sunny, how do you know this guy?

I don't know.

He is an old friend.

Really? Look at his shoes...

I don't think he can afford you.

Come on Sarah, he's cute.

He must be good.

Oh yeah, he is good... he is great.

Are you alright?

Yeah, fine, why?

Am I acting weird or something?

No but you seem a little...

Oh no, everything is fine, really

I'm sorry Sarah.

Hi.

So...

I'm gonna get another drink.

Come on baby!

He is just.

I don't like the look of this one, baby.

This guy related to you, basso?

I've never saw him in my life.

You never saw him?

Ok, ok. Here you go.

What are you laughing at?

You remind me of my ex-wife.

She wouldn't bet on a fixed fight either

Sarah, what do you think of my guy?

Ah hell, honey, it's not what I think

that counts, is it?

Let's give it to the man over here

who bet on Lopez.

Just protecting myself, man. It's ok.

You want to go for a ride?

Alright.

Call me later.

Hey, slim.

Get out of here Matt,

we need the business.

Hi.

You live around here, don't you?

About 50 feet out that back door.

Banana daiquiri please.

What are you doing in a bar

if you are trying not to drink?

Do you like making it hard on yourself?

Give me a coke.

Coming Matt.

Don't be nervous

I'm not nervous.

I guess I'm a little nervous.

I guess I want a drink.

And I want to hear you talk a little.

Before I do.

Are you ready to talk now?

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