8 Heads in a Duffel Bag

Synopsis: This is a very black comedy. A mob courier is hired to transport the heads of eight murder victims to a mob boss. However, the duffel bag gets mixed up with the bag of a college student who is off on a vacation in Mexico with his girlfriend and her parents. However, the mother is a recovering alcoholic whom everyone believes is delusional when she claims to have found heads.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Tom Schulman
Production: Orion Home Video
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95 min

I'm gonna meet my girlfriend's parents

She races these cars

She's great, she's great!

I wish her parents thought the same of me,

I'm on my way to meet them for the first time

I haven't seen her in like six months, and...

Yeah, well, I'm gonna go to sleep

Think about what

you're gonna say to them, okay?

Yeah, I don't know, because

I mean I haven't even met them

Already the father,

he doesn't like me, I know

I could understand that,

I just met you and I don't like you either

I got to sleep, didn't

you hear me? Come on

I'm just trying to make conversation, but...

Good, make it in sign language


- Something wrong?

- No

- You look great

- Thanks

- What is the matter?

- Nothing, let's talk about it later


Oh, no. No, Jesus, please, no!

Charlie Pritchett! Shit!

What do you have in there?

It looks like you packed for a month

You know me, ready for anything

- Oh, boy, look at this loser

- Honey! Be nice now, come on

Charlie, these are my parents,

Annette and Dick

- Annette

- Charlie, it's a real pleasure

Dick, very nice to meet you, this is for you

Oh, these wrappings

are beautiful, thank you

Oh, my God! Dick, I left yours on the plane...

No, no, no, why don't you call the airlines?

We got a long ride,

we've got to make tracks


Woodgy, why don't

you ride shotgun with your dad?

Wudji? Wudji like me to drive?

I think I can handle it

No... no... Jesus

House of pain

- Yeah, hello, who's this?

- This is Qaddafi, who's this?

Qaddafi, huh? Listen, this is Bill,

I'm an old friend of Charlie Pritchett's

I was wondering

if you could help me find him

Yeah, he's gone on spring

break with the rest of America

- Did you try looking in Mexico?

- That's very funny

Look, this is really important

You think you could be

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Tom Schulman

Thomas H. Schulman (born October 20, 1951 in Nashville) is an American screenwriter best known for his semi-autobiographical screenplay for Dead Poets Society. The film won the Best Screenplay Academy Award for 1989, and was nominated for Best Picture and Best Director (Peter Weir). more…

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