7 Khoon Maaf Page #2

This was bound to happen,

my friends!

Marry in a haste and..

Repent at leisure.

You want to break his other leg?

Don't f*** around with him.

At the end of the day,

you'll be the one to be f***ed.

Sir! Are you alright?

You bastard!

Son of a b*tch.

So you want to fight?

Goonga.. Goonga..

Goonga.. Goonga..

Goonga.. Goonga..

Goonga.. Goonga..

Goonga.. what happened?

What happened?

What happened?

Ghalib.. Ghalib!

He will survive.

But we're sorry, we

couldn't save his eye.

One eye is enough to

witness what's going to happen.

The next time I saw the

Major for the last time.

Going in search of

the man-eating panther.

Can I also have a drink tonight?

Just a drink?

No.

Minimum three.

And you should be fun!

We must be very still, very quiet..

.. or the animal won't come.

The beast in me is already here.

Major sir.

Major sir, panther.

The panther wasn't

interested in the goat.

He was looking for humans.

Can't tell whether the

Major lost his balance..

Or whether someone pushed him.

Nevertheless..

it took the forest officials

two days to find the Major..

.. or whatever was left of him.

I just couldn't get

myself to mourn for the Major.

Had fate given me another chance..

.. to woo my ''Saheb''?

Like a balloon my

hopes went soaring.

But she chose the guitar instead.

Indian women fall for a

guitarist over a riff.

And this a**hole had

the vocal chords too.

Before the wedding this creature

was called Jamshed Singh Rathod.

From now I'm Jimmy.

Jimmy Stetson.

You can call me Jim.

And you call me.. Susie.

Jim and Susie!

Susie and Jim!

Made for each other, that's right!

''Her lips were ripe and so close''

''O Mama''

''O Mama''

''I looked at them and all but froze''

''O Mama''

''O Mama''

You wrote this for me?

No, it sprung from within.

My wedding gift to you.

''O Mama''

''O Mama''

''O Mama''

''O Mama''

''My heart now only

thinks from the heart''

''O Mama''

''O Mama''

''My heart often bangs my head''

''O Mama''

''O Mama''

''No stranger to me''

''May my fall be her rise''

''She, my nemesis, too,

is no stranger to me''

''A beating heart

forever stays beaten''

''O Mama''

''O Mama''

''O Mama, she shoots at me''

''this marble-eyed meow-like girl''

''O Mama''

''O Mama''

''She steals on me, not

a sound she makes.. ''

''O Mama''

''She smuggles herself into my

dreams, pray it doesn't stay a dream''

''O Mama''

''There isn't hope''

''But hope remains, still''

''How I languish in

the anguish of love''

''Something's being ripped out of me''

''O Mama''

''O Mama''

''O Mama, she shoots at me''

''this marble-eyed meow-like girl''

''O Mama''

''O Mama''

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