7 Days in Hell Page #2

Synopsis: A "documentary" on the rivalry between an American tennis player, Aaron Williams (played by Andy Samberg), and an English tennis player, Charles Poole (Kit Harrington, of Game of Thrones fame). Focuses largely on the match where their rivalry reached a climax - Wimbledon 2001, 1st round - a match that took seven days...
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Jake Szymanski
Production: HBO
 
IMDB:
7.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
80%
TV-MA
Year:
2015
43 min
1,415 Views


- Indubitably.

It would make you

the youngest pro in history.

Oh, yeah, indubitably.

It was pretty obvious

someone had taught this kid

the word, "indubitably,"

thinking that mixed with his English accent,

it'd make him sound smart.

Charles was by far the

thickest person I ever met.

It was like talking to a

child with brain damage.

His mother wanted him to turn pro so badly

that she found a shortcut for schooling.

She sent him to a vocation school that

taught him to be a bloody lorry driver.

I must say, you are looking extremely fit.

Would you mind lifting...

Lifting your shirt so...

So we can inspect the abdominal muscles?

Oh, yeah, indubitably.

It was also obvious the host of "Good Sport"

was interested in him sexually.

I'm not entirely sure that camera

got that.

Crackerjack.

Well, Caspian Wint could be a bit

of a rapscallion.

That guy was a creep.

Nobody liked him.

Why do you smell like fire?

Because I rage inside, like a furnace.

And d-do you have a g... a girlfriend?

No, but I did have one once.

He was always really sweet and properly fit.

And I know he really did love me.

But, you know, my modeling

career was just pff-ff!

Besides, even if I had wanted more,

there was just no getting past his mum.

She was an iron fortress around him.

Are you scared of your mother?

No. No, of course not.

I... I love my mum.

I'm not scared of her.

I'm not scared of my mum at all.

Charles... is your mother

using you for her

own dashed dreams?

- Oh yeah, definitely.

- He's joking.

I always liked that Caspian Wint.

He and Charles always seemed to

have a very special connection.

Two years after walking off

the court, Aaron Williams

finally resurfaced...

In Sweden, of all places...

To become the top of his game

once again at a new endeavor.

Uh, hmm?

Yeah?

Yeah.

"Den Swedish Hit Show."

No...

Here comes the guitar.

I don't think there's anyone in the world who

doesn't want to have sex with Aaron Williams.

With the success of his underwear line

and clearly not missing tennis at all,

it seemed Aaron had landed back on his feet,

but beneath him was again, black ice.

Aaron was hit with thousands

of malpractice lawsuits.

A Swedish judge ordered him to pay

$12 million in class action fines or

face a decade in Swedish jail.

The Swedish courtroom sketches

were just magnificent.

They looked like a wonderful Disney film.

Those remarkable sketches

were inspired by this man,

Jan Erik Eckland, a major

fan of Disney films

and a prominent Swedish courtroom

artist in the late 1950s.

Every courtroom artist coming

up after 1955 will tell you

they got in the game because

of Jan Erik Eckland.

Before Jan Erik Eckland, Swedish courtroom

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Murray Miller

Murray Selig Miller (born December 2, 1976) is an American producer, writer and filmmaker. Miller has produced and written for many television programs, including King of the Hill (2006), American Dad! (2010), Girls (2013), 7 Days in Hell (2015), and Tour de Pharmacy (2017). more…

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