6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park Page #2

Synopsis: A look at the making of South Park: HUMANCENTiPAD (2011).
 
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2011
42 min
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Why would Spielberg

and Lucas do this?

Come on! Let's go!

Why are they doing this?

Just run!

So then what if Cartman

starts a lucrative business

of getting crack babies

to play basketball?

And he videotapes

these crack babies...

It becomes really big,

but he doesn't pay the

crack babies anything.

Stan's mom volunteers at the hospital

where she holds crack babies.

Then Cartman sees a really

great investment opportunity.

"The most successful

businesses in America

"don't pay their labor.

- Don't you understand, Kyle?"

- "It's slave labor."

"I see; You're gonna represent

the crack babies against me."

"How much money are

they paying you, Kyle?"

"No, I'm doing it pro Bono."

"What?

"You're doing it

just to get a f***ing boner?

"You know, it'd be fine... if

you were doing it for money,

"I'd understand,

but just to get a boner, Kyle?

Jesus Christ."

Just to get a boner.

There's on a show on this Wednesday.

We don't even know what it is,

and, like, even though

that's the way we've always done it,

there's this little thing going,

"Oh, you're screwed.

You're screwed."

And then I tried to get a diversion

and play a little Xbox last night,

and a big ad for South Park

came up on the Xbox.

You know, "Starting Wednesday."

And I was just like, "Oh, sh*t.

Just can't get away from it."

Let's do this.

Let's go till 11:30 trying to come up

with something completely new.

Then from 11:
30 to 12:30,

we'll pick which of these shows

we're gonna do,

and we'll come up with a scene for that,

and then we'll be done.

A whole another show.

Last night, I went onto iTunes,

and that thing came

up again that's like,

"your iTunes is out of date,"

you know, which happens every time.

"God damn it. Here it goes again.

I got to download another

version of iTunes."

How many times have I

hit "agree" to that,

and I've never even

read one line of it?

It's like, "Kyle's in trouble.

We got to help."

He's like, " F*** Kyle. I don't care."

It's like, "dude, he agreed

to the iTunes terms and conditions."

Like, "Oh, my God. Get him inside."

The joke is that everyone

always reads that

except for Kyle.

Even Butters is sitting with him.

"Whoa, you...Well,

how can you agree to something

"you didn't read, Kyle?

Never, ever, ever click

something without reading it."

"I said 'disagree.'"

because then Stan even showing up at

Cartman's house going, "we got to hide Stan."

And then Cartman's like, "why?"

And it's like, "he agreed to the

f***ing iTunes terms and conditions."

- "God damn it."

- "Did he read it?"

I happened to be downloading

the new version of iTunes

for the 400th time, and it was like,

clicking on that "agree" thing.

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