6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park Page #2
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Why would Spielberg
and Lucas do this?
Come on! Let's go!
Why are they doing this?
Just run!
So then what if Cartman
starts a lucrative business
to play basketball?
And he videotapes
these crack babies...
but he doesn't pay the
crack babies anything.
Stan's mom volunteers at the hospital
Then Cartman sees a really
great investment opportunity.
"The most successful
businesses in America
"don't pay their labor.
- Don't you understand, Kyle?"
- "It's slave labor."
"I see; You're gonna represent
"How much money are
they paying you, Kyle?"
"No, I'm doing it pro Bono."
"What?
"You're doing it
just to get a f***ing boner?
"You know, it'd be fine... if
you were doing it for money,
"I'd understand,
but just to get a boner, Kyle?
Jesus Christ."
Just to get a boner.
There's on a show on this Wednesday.
We don't even know what it is,
and, like, even though
that's the way we've always done it,
there's this little thing going,
"Oh, you're screwed.
You're screwed."
And then I tried to get a diversion
and play a little Xbox last night,
and a big ad for South Park
came up on the Xbox.
You know, "Starting Wednesday."
And I was just like, "Oh, sh*t.
Just can't get away from it."
Let's do this.
Let's go till 11:30 trying to come up
with something completely new.
Then from 11:
30 to 12:30,we'll pick which of these shows
we're gonna do,
and we'll come up with a scene for that,
and then we'll be done.
Last night, I went onto iTunes,
and that thing came
up again that's like,
"your iTunes is out of date,"
you know, which happens every time.
"God damn it. Here it goes again.
I got to download another
version of iTunes."
How many times have I
hit "agree" to that,
and I've never even
read one line of it?
It's like, "Kyle's in trouble.
We got to help."
He's like, " F*** Kyle. I don't care."
It's like, "dude, he agreed
to the iTunes terms and conditions."
Like, "Oh, my God. Get him inside."
The joke is that everyone
always reads that
except for Kyle.
Even Butters is sitting with him.
"Whoa, you...Well,
how can you agree to something
"you didn't read, Kyle?
Never, ever, ever click
something without reading it."
"I said 'disagree.'"
because then Stan even showing up at
Cartman's house going, "we got to hide Stan."
And then Cartman's like, "why?"
And it's like, "he agreed to the
f***ing iTunes terms and conditions."
- "God damn it."
- "Did he read it?"
I happened to be downloading
the new version of iTunes
for the 400th time, and it was like,
clicking on that "agree" thing.
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