6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park

Synopsis: A look at the making of South Park: HUMANCENTiPAD (2011).
Genre: Documentary
42 min

Kevin James is a Zookeeper. F*ck you.

He's about to get married. F*ck you.

I'm a squirrel. I can't talk.

F*ck you.

Pirates of the

Caribbean forty fucking eight.

F*ck you.

You'll notice that a lot of

the people that work here,

they'll be going,

walking by back and forth,

and they're always kind of...

'Cause they know,

the more we're laughing in there,

the less hours they probably

have to work in here.

They walk by, there's no laughing,

and Trey's doing this and

I'm pulling out my hair...

And it's 3:
00 in the afternoon,

and we should be done.

You know what's getting a lot

of traction in the last, like,

maybe six months is

how fucked up the NCAA is

and how fucked up it is that

players don't get paid.

They're playing on ABC

on Sunday in front of, like,

and they can't afford to

fly their mom to the game.

You look in the crowd,

and everybody's white.

All the athletic directors,

everybody's white.

All the players are black.

Or most of them are, you know,

And you're like, "dude,

you're selling their image,

like, on video.

You're signing video game deals."

When I first met him,

we had just seen

Indiana Jones and the

kingdom of the crystal skull.

Matt, like, really hated it,

and he was kind of going off

about it, and he was like,

"it was like a rape."

He just kept saying, like,

"the movie was like a rape."

And then... and while

he's saying this,

like, Trey's just kind of,

like, pacing around,

and then Trey just goes,

"okay so the boys are

coming out of kingdom"...

And then it was just... it

just started... it became...

I was like, "Oh, my God.

This is becoming an episode."

Why are they doing this?

They're just taking Indiana Jones,

and they're...

They're raping him!

I can't watch!

Let's get out of here, Kyle.

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