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But you should have seen

the photographers

I will bet you I even got in

one of their pictures

Do you think Farrah ever goes there?

Maybe

And Lee Majors?

Probably

What about Princess Grace?

"Sure, I bet she goes all the time"

Really?

Maybe we can touch her when she goes by

I told her mom named us after her

Hey kids

Hey dad

Hey squirt

"Hey dad, can I borrow the keys tonight?"

What for?

Shane was in city last night

And he wants to go back

The City?

Yeah Shane was just telling us how he

went to studio 54 last night

Studio 54

That is that big disco everybody is

talking about

Where all the stars go

"Yeah Dad, you should have seen it"

"Hey I saw a star once, Bob Hope!"

You see him there?

"Thanks for the memories Dad,

but it wasn't a Korean war show"

"What else, Shane?"

Well I went up into the balcony

It was pretty...

It was pretty dark

"The girl who cut my hair,"

"had this boyfriend, whose sister did

the books for Steve Rubell"

...and got me an interview

Steve Rubell... a regular Booklyn kid

"who got his start by running

a few steak houses,"

...and now on top of the world

He's gorgeous

"Gorgeous, see for yourself"

I was warned that Steve didn't hire

any dummies

And I should be on my toes

because he could ask some really

tricky questions

What is two plus two?

Huh?

You will be fine

"You are right, he is gorgeous"

Come on in!

"Where do bad little bartenders go,

if they don't go to Hell first?"

Xenon

Right. A fate worse than death

"So, as of tonight"

The new bartender will be...

Rhett

Choice

Oh and we got a new busboy

His name is Shane

"Shane! Shane, come here. Come here"

I couldn't find the right size

And remember

It is you boys who are truly

New York's finest

One Chablis! Hey kid!

Chablis

So what will it be?

What will it be?!

"Where did they get you "Rocky?"

Philadelphia?"

"No talking to the animals, busboy"

Hang in there baby

"Greg man, will you help me please"

This is how it works

Keep the bottles and the glasses

off the dance floor

Keep the champagne cold and

keep it flowing

You got to pay attention

to the V.I.P. area

Steve doesn't want them to ever pour

champagne for themselves

"Now, listen up... "

"After everybody is all gone,

check the banquettes"

We usually find some pretty good stuff

Is that Julie Black?

I think so. Are you ready?

There she was. Julie Black

"Man, she looked even better in person

than on TV"

She was from Jersey too

and she had made it

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