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Right, Alcira?

No interns here.

That's for sure.

- The hospital?

- [Alcira] Across the street, but it costs twice as much.

Say, there's a pool where I live

and I don't have a roommate anymore.

So why don't y'all

come over for dinner one night?

We could play

a great game of Scrabble.

I've got this new recipe I've been wantin'

to try out. It's called penthouse chicken.

You make it with a can

of tomato soup.

Takes a whole hour to cook,

but believe me, it's worth it.

- Say, would you check my glands for me?

- What?

My neck glands.

- They've really been swollen all week.

- They look like they're fine.

Are you sure? I've really been feeling

sluggish a lot lately.

- What's a French dip sandwich?

- A French roll with beef and juice on the side.

- Would you like one?

- I'll just take melon... or pie.

[Millie]

Oh, I forgot to tell you about dessert.

We're having banana pops.

You ever had those before?

They're frozen bananas dipped in hot chocolate,

and then before they get too dry...

you roll 'em around real quick

in Rice Krispies.

Read about it in McCall's.

They give you a whole bunch of recipes

you can make with Rice Krispies.

- Hi, Morley.

- Hi. [Sighs]

Good enough.

[Millie]

What are you reading?

- The want ads.

- What for? You're not gonna changejobs, are ya?

For my wife.

- What does she want?

- A new sofa.

I just got a new sofa, too.

Actually it's an old sofa, but I repainted it

and re-covered it and everything so it looks new.

- You lookin' for anything else?

- [Clears Throat] No.

- A gun for your wife?

- Mm-hmm.

Last week.

Instructed her.

Took her out on the shooting range.

- She feels safe now.

- [Man Chuckles]

[Millie]

Guess I better be goin'.

- [Chattering]

- See ya later.

Sure was nice

talkin' to you guys.

I'll probably

see ya tomorrow.

- [Woman On P.A.] Judith Goldstein, 6181.

- Bye.

- Judith Goldstein, 6181.

- [Men Chattering]

- [Man #1] Quiet lady, very quiet.

- [Man #2] That's good for you.

[Man #2]

I think you're a fool.

- [Man #3] This peach pie is really stale.

- Bye.

[Scoffs] Wonder if they'd give me

a fresh piece if I took it back.

[Man #2]

You're really a fool.

[Man #3]

She feels protected by the gun, right?

[Man #3]

She felt totally intimidated. Boy

- [Millie] Do you like yellow and purple?

- [Pinky] Mm-hmm.

They're my favorite colors.

Like irises.

I love irises.

I love flowers.

And candlelight.

They're so romantic.

- It's a surefire way to win a man in one night.

- Oh.

Good atmosphere and food.

You remember that old sayin'?

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

Well, it's true a lot of times.

[Pinky] Boy, it sure was lucky for me

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