3 Ninjas Kick Back Page #2

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The tickets are for Tokyo, Japan.

How many tickets, boys?

All right, huddle up.

It's Japan. How often do you get this

chance? Are you gonna throw it away?

What about the championship?

You want to throw that away?

-I want to go.

-Your vote doesn't count.

It does too.

You could pitch the winning game.

What do you think Lisa would think?

I can't wait all day.

We voted...

...we're gonna play baseball.

Just one ticket.

I'll come pick it up. Thanks.

I voted to go, Grandpa.

Thank you, Tum Tum, for wanting

to continue your ninja training.

Ninja? I really wanted to go there

to learn how to be a sumo wrestler.

You know how much those guys get

to eat every day?

Don't burn dinner, and clean

up the mess afterwards.

By the time you get back,

dinner will be on the table.

I think that's him.

The guy who we're

trying to steal this from.

No wonder your uncle's offering

He's gone.

That means the cabin's empty.

Rock 'n' roll!

Someone's coming.

Robbers.

Or maybe somebody's lost.

A ninja must always be prepared

for battle. Or to give directions.

We should also steal some VCRs....

-Directions?

-I don't think so.

Let's murder-lize them!

Let's see what we have here

for our guests.

Eggs, old pie....

Let me have a taste of it.

I'll keep watch, you two go in.

-I'll flatten you!

-Focus!

What are you hitting me for?

I gotta do all the work around here.

Piece of cake. Okay. On three.

Wait. Wait.

Is that the one after two?

One...

...two....

--three!

Get off of me!

Look, a desk!

If you were gonna hide

a letter opener...

...wouldn't you hide it in a desk?

I found it.

See? Let's go.

Were you hatched from a moron egg?

Does that look like this?

Get a better scent.

You sniff around down here.

I'll go upstairs.

Who's there?

Who's there?

How hard can it be

to find a little dagger?

Slam?

Slam, man. You find it?

-Lemon meringue.

-Banana cream, bozo!

Nice try.

Vinnie!

Come on, cheesehead!

Was that a yes?

I don't think the house is empty.

There's nobody here.

You're right.

There's somebody here.

I'm tired of playing with you--

That's it, you runts! You're mine!

Please, Mr. Man, don't hurt us.

Come on!

Get over here!

Who are you, teenage mutant wannabes?

We're the Three Ninjas!

-Let's go while we're still standing.

-I'm with that.

Out of my way, Slam. I'm out of here!

I'm working with idiots.

Oh, yeah? Come on. Try and get me.

Come on, come on.

Let's get him!

Watch the tree! Watch the tree!

Chickens.

Come on. Go, go, go.

-Vinnie!

-What are you doing?

Now, if I was a dagger,

where would I hi--?

Will you hurry?

I did it!

Come see us again!

I thought it was supposed to be empty.

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