3 Men and a Little Lady Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1990
- 104 min
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I can only hope that
when it comes to fathers,
the children in this school
are as lucky as Mary is.
Yeah, you're in.
Congratulations.
Look at you.
What's the matter?
- Stuff.
- What kind of stuff?
I don't know.
I feel different.
- Says who?
- People.
Oh. Who cares
what people think?
- You are.
Yeah, well, so,
see?
That's good.
Listen, let me
tell you something here.
It's okay
to be different.
You don't have to be
like everybody else.
- Okay?
- Okay.
Okay, now,
unfortunately, your daddy
has to go off and be famous.
But you...
a-ha-ha.
But you are mine
forever!
Anything you want.
Money's no object.
- Hamburgers look great!
- What can I get for you?
Do you have a penis?
Can we hear
your specials?
This table's
a little wobbly.
Give us a minute.
Mary, that's a very adult word.
Where did you hear it?
Jenny said her father
and brother have a penis.
Peter, you're
the architect.
You explain it
to her.
The penis is...
the urinary and
copulatory organ...
of the male mammal.
It's composed
primarily...
Thank you.
- What?
- Did you memorize that?
I bet he says that
to all the girls.
Mary and I are
going to wash our hands.
I can't believe
she said that.
- I didn't know about sex
until I was in college.
- I'm stunned!
- I was exaggerating.
She's not
a baby anymore.
That one word was
like a trumpet...
announcing
her adulthood.
- Pete, can you say it louder?
She's susceptible
to the outside world,
- boys, sex.
- You're overreacting.
Yeah, what's a genital
here and there?
Be quiet.
They're coming.
Stop, Peter,
stop.
I can't.
My lips are stuck.
- It tickles!
- I can't get 'em unstuck.
- What are you doing?
- His lips are stuck.
Whoa! Whoa!
Boy, that was
a close one!
- Good night. I gotta go.
- Good night.
You two
are crazy!
It's time for you
to go to bed, little lady.
- Have sweet dreams.
- Okay.
Hi, Stan.
How you doing?
- Hello, gorgeous.
- Hello, darling.
- Look what Mary made for you.
- What a talent.
Love, I need
to talk to you.
I did something wrong
last night, didn't I?
- I missed a cue at
the end of the first act?
- Sylvia, relax.
You were your
brilliant self.
I have been asked
to direct...
"Midsummer Night's Dream"
at The National.
Really?
Oh, congratulations!
I want you
to play Helena.
- Me?
- Yes, you'll be sensational!
- Will you do it?
- I'd love to do it.
- But?
- Mary's starting school here.
Take her. We do have
schools in England.
- Her family is here.
- Your roommates, you mean?
- They're more than roommates.
- I realize that.
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