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namaste sir!!!

remove your pants n get sealed!!!

whats ur name? tell

ranchhodas shamaldas chanchad!!

huuii hhehehhee

listen brothers learn by-heart!!! by final year u'll learn!!! hmmm

remove ur pants.... remove pant

oooh so u wont listen like this hanh?

dont wear wet pant kid?

come remove now!!

aal iz well aal iz well.............[ranchod baba mantra lol]

what is he tellin?

someone make him understand!!!

hey james bond make him understand!! hmm

take off ur pants of they're gonna piss on u

oye english!!! feeling shy to speak in hindi hanh?

sorry sir i was born in uganda, n studied in pondicherry!!

so little slow in hindi!!!

so slowly make him understand!! who is in a hurry here?

worn again hanh?

[in pure hindi!!!!laughing stock] take off ur pants or they gonna piss on u...

he is tellin piss as muthravisarjan???hahahha

ooo here come pandit learning engineering

hey come out you idiot

come out

come out or else ill piss on ur door!!!

ill count 10

if u dont come out

ill piss on ur door for the whole semester

salt water is a great conductor of electricity

we all studied it!!

he applied it!!

ICE's director's name was Dr.viru shastrabhuddi

but every one calls him virus

all called him computer virus!!!

oye virus is comin..carryin eggs with him

he has told first years to come down come fast fast

virus was the most competetive man we had ever seen

if someone overtakes him even one step.........

he could'nt accept it,

to save time he used velcro instead of buttons

and a hook in tie!!

he has trained his mind

that he can write using both his hands at the same time

everday at 2 he used to take a power nap of exactly 7.5 minutes

n used to listen opera

govind had to do all unproductive works like shaving, cuttin nails in this 7.5 mins

what is this?

sir nest!!

whose??

cuckoo bird's nest

cuckoo bird never builds their nest..

they lay their eggs on other birds nest

and when their babies come to the world, what do they do first?

they kick out other eggs from the nest...

competition over

the life begins with murder

thats nature...

compete

or die!

you all so are like the cuckoo birds

and these are those eggs whom u kicked out and reached ICE

dont forget

because every year, 4 lakh applications comes to ICE

among them only 200 will be selected

you

and these

finished

broken eggs!!

my own son applied for 3 years

rejected

everytime

remember life is a race!!

if u dont run fast someone will beat u n move faster than u...

let me tell u very interesting story

this is an astronauts pen

in space, foundain pen, ball pen cannot be used

so after spending millions of dollars

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