3 Geezers! Page #2

We're implementing some

innovative changes to health and exercise.

Telephone! Telephone!

And one, and two, and three.

And four.

And one,

And two...

That son of a b*tch manager

stole my watch again!

Rex, no one has stolen your watch.

Who the hell are you?

I'm the son of a b*tch

who took...

Nurse!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Whoa!

So... that's about it.

Why don't you make yourself at home,

talk to some of our residents.

I have to get back to the office,

but if you need anything...

anything at all,

- just ask.

- Okay. Thanks, Greg.

I'll just hang out here and see

what the geezers are up to.

Gimme back my watch!

Hi, guys.

What's up?

My dick, if you rub it.

Listen, boy...

this bench is for white's only.

Don't worry about Big Sexy.

Uh, you guys mind if I

just ask you a few questions?

- Still a free country.

- Not for long, the Mexicans are takin' over.

Don't worry about him.

You're here to find out what

it's like to be old, right?

Yeah, right.

It's horrible.

My back hurts all the time,

I can't sleep at night.

- Colonoscopies.

- It's just awful gettin' old.

Every day I have to wear diapers

'cause I can't control my bladder.

I'm constipated.

You guys are pathetic!

Every morning, 6 a.m., I

have a nice strong piss,

6:
30 I have a good firm bowel movement.

Of course, I don't wake up till 7:00...

Ba-dum-bum!

Is he still here?

Yeah, still here.

That's very funny guys. I guess you don't lose

your sense of humor when you get old, huh?

But seriously, what

do you want to know?

Well, you know, everything.

I dunno, you guys look like you're pretty fit,

what do you do for exercise?

Eat sh*t, f*ggot.

Jesus, Frank, now take it easy.

And... dead.

- This is.. it's research. It's for a movie I'm doing.

- A movie?

- You a Jew?

- I'm an actor.

I just wanna find out what

it really feels like to be old.

Now you're callin' us old?

- You are old!

- That's not what your mama said last night!

Wow... So come on, seriously,

what do you guys do?

How do you keep in shape?

We play a lot of paddle tennis.

Well, what is that? Paddle tennis?

Is that even a real thing?

Bet we could whip your ass!

You think so?

Rex and me... against you.

You win? We let you hang out

with us for your research.

We win, we get to

be in your movie.

Sure, all right. Deal.

Deal!

Where's Rex?

Ruth... come on.

Out!

Out!

In!

In.

We won!

We won!

Yeah, yeah.

Looks like you lost.

- I think the fix was in.

- I just call 'em like I see 'em.

This guy had a ringer. You totally cheated.

Hollywood! Here we come!

Okay, all right,

deal's a deal.

Tell you what...

you can still hang with us.

Eh? Thanks...

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