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This is cruel and unusual punishment.

I will sue your ass!

I just...

What?

I just want you to know

I think you're, I think you're

God's most perfect creation.

Ohh, where am I?

And for the record,

you were my first.

Get away!

[PEACEFUL MUSIC]

[GROWLS]

Morning, Chief.

Morning.

Uh, morning.

See the game last night?

No, we win?

Ahh. [FARTS]

Hell yeah, we won.

I fell asleep in the third,

but woke just in time to see

Big Pete Kinney seal it with a

slapper from the blue line.

Ohhh! Crud!

Aw Jesus. I'm on it

Bill! Is that the chief?

Get him in here,

I want to talk to him.

Is there something you

want to tell me?

[HELLO...!]

Got to be careful

with this one, Chief.

Excuse me.

A bit of a live-wire.

My favorite kind.

Excuse me, Sir.

Chief!

Hi.

Sir, there has been a huge

misunderstanding. Okay?

Name's Nicole Hurwitz.

Found her passed out, drunk,

down near Perkins syrup farm.

She's even got a prior.

My car was off and out of

the road when he found me.

Let me out of here now, or my lawyer will

hit you with a false imprisonment charge

so hard, you'll be pissing out

of your ass for a week.

[COUGHS]

Uh, Bill, outside, please.

So the keys were out of the

ignition and she was asleep.

She was passed out, wasted

with a record

of similar offenses.

Kissing a cop

on St. Patty's Day

aint exactly a similar offense.

Chief, she was using a vodka

bottle as a pillow.

She pulled over.

We can't ask for much more than that.

Bill, you did a good thing.

She slept it off.

Did she look familiar to you?

Guilty always looks familiar.

Aw Christ, Bill,

give it a rest.

Just pull that porcupine out

of your butt

and let's move this thing along.

Well, Miss, you're free to go.

Sanity reigns.

It was for your own good that Officer

Morgan brought you in here last night.

You know that, right?

I'm just glad that a man as

rational and intelligent

as you showed up to rescue me.

Just doing my job, Miss.

Now I imagine you'll be

needing a ride to your vehicle?

I do. Are you offering?

No, but Officer Morgan here is.

Great, more QT with Barney Fife.

Go on, Bill.

You're better than

this jail cell, Famo-Amo!

Now get out of here and don't

come back unless you're visiting.

Alright. Thanks Chief.

No, really, you have no idea

how great this was for me.

Oh.

Huh. That's cute.

[GRUNTS]

Thanks Officer.

Get home safe now,

Miss Hurwitz.

Thanks again, Chief.

Dale! What was that?

Calm down, May.

She was just thanking me

for my professionalism.

Oh stop stroking your ego.

Don't you know who that was?

Hochee-mochee!

It's about time you all

figured it out.

Vamoose, Amo!

Look, look, look!

I know...

She's got that gun.

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