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Too young for that.

Hey man, look, it gon' do

what it gon' do.

Yeah, but that's easy

for you to say.

Sh*t take a god damn nuclear blast

to damage that foxy 'doo of yours,

my sh*t goes south,

I can't do no Isaac Hayes.

Will you teach us something?

I'll teach you something,

they won't hurt you.

There's only four things you

need to know about this career.

This is the answer it all.

All right.

Sucky, sucky, sucky.

Fucky, fucky, fucky.

Juicy, juicy, juicy.

Money, money, money!

Hey, sailor.

How many seaman you got

in that tin can?

Too many.

Why, you need a lift?

Mm, maybe.

I could fit in

very tight spaces.

I bet you can.

So can I.

Ya'll headed up Jackson

way to go hunting?

No, we're just plowing straight

on through to Ardleyville.

Plannin' on doin' some huntin'?

Now, why are you so concerned

with me going huntin'?

Oh, just wondering.

You got that domineering great

white hunter vibe.

Uh, yeah, it just comes natural.

But we isn't got nothing

of any firearms on this truck,

other than a busted old shotgun.

Oh, what's it for?

Propping open the air vent.

What if you get in a jam?

Well then I guess I...

Bust out my old trusty crowbar and

back it up with one of these guns.

Oh...

Pop. See you later, Popeye.

I'ma go get me some spinach.

Oh yeah you are.

That's the moon man

Halloween party

on the night that was

made for howling, ahoo!

...we bring you

the wolf man Jack

make-believe

graveyard ball.

Starring the leader of the gang

at the fang, wolf man Jack.

Oh, boy. Good evening and..

Oh, sh*t.

What the f*** is this sh*t?

...we got our big monster mash

party going here.

Real fast, why are you stopping?

Just because some hillbilly sets up a Halloween

la-la in the middle of the god damn road...

How about movin' this sh*t

to the side of the road, man?

What do you mean?

Come on, you know it's easier for you

to get out than it is for Randy.

Thank you!

Mr. monkey! I'll go with you.

Hey, panda, wake up.

Come on out and help us.

Jesus Christ, every time

I get comfortable.

Oh, I'm telling you this

is one big-time party.

What the hell is this?

This voodoo man...

Voodoo schm-oodoo,

let's move this stuff off.

Suspenseful music]

- Come on, go!

What the f***?

Come on go!

Oh, sh*t!

The wolf man Jack show.

Well I say all good things

gotta come to an end

and this is the end of

the line for us today.

And we sure have enjoyed having you's

all here with me and everything.

And I know ya'll have

enjoyed being had.

Come back next time, and remember,

wolf man loves ya'll, bye everybody!

I bid you welcome,

oh nameless and numbered ones.

Tonight, we are

going to play 31.

What is 31, pray tell?

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