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- 2016
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see I'm busy back here?
Oh, sh*t, that's a lot of woman.
Yeah, what you want that's so important
you got to crash my love den?
You're going to give
that man a heart attack.
Tell it again, I don't get it.
Who had the cake?
Oh, Christ, b*tch,
pay attention this time.
There was a boy, named Harold.
Walked in on his
grandparents having sex.
Pretty much like this a**hole
don' walked in on me.
Harold said, "grandma!
Whatcha' doing?"
Grandma say,
"well, we bakin' a cake.
A few days later, Harold say, "grandma, was
you and grandpa baking a cake last night?
Grandma says, "matter of fact,
we was. How'd you know?"
Harold say, "because I just licked
some frosting off the couch."
I still don't get it.
What frosting?
Where'd it come from?
The old man's dick!
The old bastard's jizz
was the frosting.
Oh...
Hello Congo,
oh how I missed you.
Oh, come on, Roscoe,
go get your ass out of here.
- Oh, sh*t.
- I'll get out in a second. What do you think?
- I think it's cute.
- It isn't cute.
So do I.
Roscoe get on, get your ass out
of here, you gotta go, now, man!
- Go on, man! God damn.
- Pull away that thing, oh.
- Come here.
Hey, see?
- I just have to clean it up a little.
I'll think about it, king dong,
Hey, oldie!
Got any gas today?
It's a cocksucking
gas station isn't it?
All right then, fill up
this big b*tch pronto.
Any of you dumb c*nts in that
ridiculous machine know how to read?
Or are you still
using sign language?
Hey old man, I know how to read.
Then read it and weep, genius.
Back side.
Got a whole lot of lazy eff-ers
here in this world, man.
Hi.
You diggin' what you see, pops?
I reckon I do.
Ooh.
You can call me Leo.
Lucky Leo, if you
know what I mean.
Oh really? Do you feel lucky?
I got a mattress out back and a
couple of jugs of gut-burner.
- Hah!
Trust me, Leo.
Your prehistoric ticker couldn't
survive the ride. Ha ha ha.
- Whoo!
- Charly...
Stop f***ing with the locals.
Gimme a break.
I'm just making friends.
You want to be my friend,
don't you, Leo?
You know I do.
See? Just making friends.
You've had enough friends
for a lifetime.
Nice puppets, Leo.
You play with that stuff?
I bet you do.
The good lord pray me
for every day,
he want me to leave
a righteous way.
So I don't care what
the white man say.
You know, I'm thinking man,
when we get ourself a break
we need to check out the sound
system in the carousel.
Man, them speakers, man,
they shot up to sh*t.
Seriously though, it looks like
I'm losing my sh*t,
I don't normally have
this much forehead.
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