30 Minutes or Less Page #3
about getting fingered?
- No, it's just that your sister makes some
questionable decisions. You know, like...
like moving to Atlanta.
- What's wrong with that?
She gets to manage a hotel, I get free rooms...
You can go over there and crash,
whenever you're on streets. We all win!
- Yeah, except her!
Once she gets involved with some Atlanta douchebag,
You know, some Doctor...
who drives a white BMW and listens to Phish.
F***ing lame.
- Right, whatever.
Why are you telling me who my sister goes out with?
- I don't know.
- You wanna f*** my sister, don't you?
- Chet, I really don't wanna talk about this, okay.
- Ahhh, my twin sister!
Which is basically, like f***ing me???
- Your sister is attractive, and she excites me.
Yes, in a sexual way.
Can we please be adults about this?
- You...an adult?
You had a luchables for dinner last night.
You're a f***ing man-child!
Hey, let's not say sh*t we can't take back..Okay?
How about this?
You wanna know who I saw naked?
Who?
Jenny Rifkin.
I was nailing her.
The week after she dumped you.
Intercourse style!
That's right.
My brown hands, all over her nice white tit ass.
Wow.... You pulled a Judas on Jenny f***ing Rifkin.
That is messed up Chet.
Almost...
as messed up as how I sold your
Willie May signed ball for 200 bucks.
Hey, My grandpa left me that ball in his will!
You helped me look for it for a month!
Now you know why we never found it.
Are we done here?
Not quite yet.
I was the one who told John Tanner
about how your mom f***ed that
lifeguard. And I always felt awful about it,
because even though he swore secrecy,
he wound up telling everyone else in town.
And then your parents got divorced.
But now...I don't give a sh*t.
Well then!?
You ruined...my whole f***ing life!
Not much of a life to ruin but yeah,
I guess i did.
Okay, Chet.
You're right.
I do wanna have sex with your sister.
Again.
Because the first time was so awesome.
Bullshit, that never happened.
Graduation night.
- Noo, you f***ed Tina Scado.
- No, I just told you I did. Same story,
different girl.
- What!
You deflowered my sister,
and i know all the f***ing details!
Get the f*** off me!
You're twins, did you feel it when I was f***ing her?
Motherf***er!
You're a huge loser.
You're not good enought for my sister. Okay?
You're a pizza boy!
You know, I actually feel sorry for you.
You're a f***ing dick.
Cos you'll never understand this sh*t.
Its way more complicated than your...
Online dating.
You're a sh*t friend.
All those years asking me for stuffs,
favours...you know what, that B gowns is the last favour.
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