2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams Page #2

Synopsis: When this year's round of unsuspecting Northerners fail to show up for their annual Guts N' Glory Jamboree, the residents of Pleasant Valley take their cannibalistic carnival on the road and head to Iowa where they encounter spoiled heiresses Rome & Tina Sheraton and the cast and crew of their "Road Rascals" reality show. Performing "The Bloodiest Show on Earth", our Southern Maniacs prove more than ratings killers.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Tim Sullivan
Production: First Look Studios
 
IMDB:
3.2
R
Year:
2010
84 min
281 Views


Shut up, baby.

I got a hard shell taco. You need

to supersize it. Now back to work.

Come on, come on.

There you go.

Now shut the f*** up

and suck it.

Yes, yes, yes, I can see. I can see It.

I see a new

moon rising.

Excuse me I've had

enough of this sh*t

I know you

and these asses

like to do whatever you

want down Rodeo drive,

but here,

I'm the producer

I'm the boss There'll

be no party, no drugs,

and no sex!

Do you think you can put that no

sex clause in Jerry's contract?

There's no respect, I'm the

driver, the production assistant,

I'm the f***ing caterer

the f***ing-

F***, f***, baby.

We're full time party girls,

Val. Okay? It's what we do.

And it's like, you don't

want us doing what we do.

Yeah, like making me wear

panties to the Saturn A wards,

or not letting Rome shave her head.

Girls, girls, it's not

about wearing panties

or shaving

your puss- Head,

It's about not letting these

parasitic boyfriends drag you down.

You got to evolve

into modern women.

More like modern

rug munchers.

Sh*t- Uh-

Uh, uh, Madre de Dios Madre de Dios

Damn I

What happened?

Get off of me

What the f***

is wrong with you, Jezus?

It's "Jesus", puta, and I

hit a f***ing detour sign.

I n the middle

of the road?

Yeah.

How much is this

gonna cost me, Jesus?

Knowing your cheap ass, you probably

didn't even insure this piece of sh*t,

so I just made you

some money, bruja.

Look, they spelled it

the French way.

Where the f***

are we anyway?

Iowa.

How the f***

did we get to Iowa?

Sorry, I was a little bit distracted.

Hey, we could

always camp out.

You know, get the girls In thongs,

roasting marshmallows,

It would make

for some great footage.

H m, I don't think so. This

place looks way too creepy.

Yeah, It makes

Biscuit's hair stand up.

That would be

the Formaldehyde, babe.

Dude, respect.

For once, I agree with the

debutantes. Let's just get out of here.

I hate to Interrupt

the production meeting

but I got two busted front

tires and only one spare,

we ain't

going nowhere.

Call Triple A.

Call them yourself,

diabla rubia.

God! Do I have

to do everything?

There's no signal.

Que sorpresal

Pleasant dreams, m'Ijosl

What? They spelled it in French.

K- Jay! I said no anal!

Babe, don't look at me!

Uh, I was just checking

the, uh, the battery and-

Come on, babe, let's get some privacy.

That's right, fool. Get

sticky with yourself.

Oh, yeah, baby! Lower,

lower! Rake the clam!

Is that good?

Is that good?

Rake it. Rake the clam. Rake it!

You like that?

Yeah! Now give us

a nice big smile.

Oh, nightmare.

Tinkle time.

Make that tinkle

for two.

Let's finish

together this time.

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