13 Cameras Page #3

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BARON, STOP!

CAN YOU GO CHECK ON HIM?

YEAH.

-BARON.

-[BARKING]

BARON, STOP.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

DID YOU SEE SOMETHING?

[DOG GROWLS]

WHAT'S WRONG, BUDDY?

-IS HE OKAY?

-YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.

HE PROBABLY SAW AN ANIMAL

IN THE YARD OR SOMETHING.

RY?

RYAN?

[RYAN] YEAH?

[CLAIRE] COME HERE.

WHY?

[GROANS]

WHAT DO YOU THINK,

TO SORT OF BALANCE IT OUT?

WHATEVER YOU THINK.

[CHUCKLES] I DOUBT

THE BABY'S GONNA CARE.

IT LOOKS GOOD.

CAN YOU GET A HAMMER?

NOW?

I DON'T HAVE A HAMMER

AND NAILS.

-[CLAIRE] YES, WE DO.

-BURIED IN A BOX SOMEWHERE.

THIS REALLY:

HAS TO HAPPEN NOW?

CAN YOU JUST TRY TO CARE?

-RYAN.

-IF IT'S GOTTA BE DONE NOW,

LET'S JUST DO IT NOW.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

RYAN,

YOU'RE GONNA BREAK IT.

THERE'S GOTTA BE A TOOLBOX

IN THE OWNER'S CLOSET.

OH, SH*T.

WHAT?

THIS IS NOT A CLOSET,

IT'S STAIRS.

WHAT?

IT SAYS THIS WAS

AN OWNER'S CLOSET, RIGHT?

RYAN,

DON'T GO DOWN THERE.

RYAN?

[DOOR CREAKS]

[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]

[SIGHS]

WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?

IT-- IT WAS A DRAFT.

IT JUST SHUT THE DOOR.

[SIGHS]

THOSE STAIRS:

ARE CREEPING ME OUT.

WE DON'T HAVE TO DO

THIS NOW.

OKAY.

-HEY.

CHUCKLES:

HEY.

HEY, I'M SORRY.

I'VE BEEN WITH HER ALL DAY.

I CAN'T TODAY,

WE'RE RUNNING ERRANDS.

HOW ABOUT TOMORROW?

WELL, SHE'S GONNA

BE GONE ALL DAY,

I FIGURED:

YOU COULD COME HERE.

I DON'T CARE.

[CHUCKLES] YEAH,

I'LL HEAT THE POOL.

[CLAIRE] RYAN?

[RYAN] UH, YEAH.

I LOVE YOU TOO, MOM.

OKAY. SOUNDS GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

TWO HOURS?

TWO HOURS NORTH?

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

-THAT'S PRETTY BAD.

-[LAUGHS]

IT'S JUST LIKE

THE ONE MY MOM HAD.

IT'LL BE FUN,

WE CAN DRIVE UP THE COAST.

IT BETTER BE THE BEST DAMN

ROCKING CHAIR I'VE EVER SEEN.

DON'T BE A BABY.

WE CAN GRAB LUNCH

ON THE WAY.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO LEAVE

BARON FOR TOO LONG.

HE CAN HANDLE:

FIVE OR SIX HOURS.

IT'LL BE FINE.

-STOP WORRYING.

-ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

[PANTING]

-[DOORKNOB TURNING]

-[BARON BARKS]

[BARKING CONTINUES]

[DOOR CREAKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING CONTINUES

COME ON,

I'M FREEZING.

ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.

YOUR HIGHNESS.

I WANNA SEE:

HOW THE CHAIR LOOKS

IN THE NURSERY.

CHOP, CHOP.

HERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

AHH.

-OOH.

-WHAT'S WRONG?

IT'S KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

[LAUGHS] NO.

[SHOWER WATER RUNNING,

FAUCET TURNS OFF AND SQUEAKS]

WHAT TIME ARE YOU

GONNA BE BACK TOMORROW?

HUH?

WHAT TIME ARE YOU GONNA

BE HOME TOMORROW NIGHT?

YOU WANNA GET DINNER?

OH, I'VE GOT

MY MOMMY GROUP POTLUCK.

YOU KNOW,

DAD'S ARE WELCOME.

[CHUCKLES]

I WISH I COULD.

I'M SWAMPED.

MAYBE IF I GET DONE EARLY.

ALL RIGHT,

YOU'RE MISSING OUT.

OH.

EW.

WHAT'S WRONG?

UGH. MY TOOTHBRUSH STINKS.

PREGNANT NOSE.

NO, I MEAN,

IT SMELLED LIKE SH*T.

IT ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SH*T.

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