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How the f*** did

you pass your driving test?!

Hey, listen, Tim, if you're

gonna keep complaining...

we're just gonna

take your ass home, OK?

So shut the f*** up.

Try it now. All right.

Get it! Get it right--

Get it right up here.

Get it right there.

Ohh, sh*t!

Open the window!

Open the window!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

Aah! F*** me, man!

That was my head!

All right, new f***in' rule.

No more of that sh*t,

all right?! Cut it out.

l gotta piss.

-How many of those have you had?

-Like, four.

Just hold on, all right? Wait'll

we get through the center...

and then l'll find a place

to pull over.

No, no time.

What the f*** are you doing?

What does it look like

l'm doing?

You're kidding me, right?

No! Just hangin' out!

You're f***ing kidding me,

dude.

We need

to freshen out the van.

Jesus. No, no, no, no,

f***in' no!

Yes!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Will you f***ing cut it out?!

Look! You're gettin' it

all over my f***in' car!

Spank it! Spank it!

Sh*t. What the f***

just happened?

Who'd you...

No, no, no, no, no,

no, no...

Ohh, f***.

What did you do, dude?

She's--She's--

She's gonna be OK.

She's gonna be f***in' OK. F***!

Oh, f***!

Oh, f***, go! Go!

Oh, f***! Oh, my God!

Oh! Ohh! Oh!

Oh, my God.

ls everybody all right? Ohh!

Oh, f***!

Oh, Jesus.

Stop the car.

Are you f***ing nuts?!

l'm not stopping

this f***ing car!

-Pull over!

-What the f***?!

-Pull over!

-What the f***?!

Never touch this f***ing wheel!

Calm down!

My mom doesn't even know

l have the goddamn car!

Hey, keep pressure on it.

Here, here, here,

no, it's OK--

Here, here, here, here. OK.

Holy sh*t! He's shot!

No, man, his dick got...

F*** me.

We gotta get him

to the hospital.

No.

What do you mean no, Eddie?

Jesus, look at you.

We have to go back

and get it first.

Eddie, you're bleeding

pretty bad.

Maybe we should just

take you to the hospital.

l--l don't want

to live like this!

Please.

We're going back.

What the f***?!

We were...We were

just f***ing shot at!

We're going back!

l am not going back there, Tim!

Come on, man!

Look at him!

Fine. l'll just do it myself.

Hey. Don't worry, all right?

l'm gonna find it.

Hurry.

Tim, it's been cut off.

They can reattach it.

Well, how the f***

are they gonna do that?

What am l, a surgeon?

They use leeches and sh*t.

This is so stupid!

What about the cops?!

Just be here

when l get back!

F***.

That was fast.

Hey, Kev, you want

to grab me a cover for her?

Want to grab me a cover, Kev?

Yeah, you got it.

Where do we put it?

Uh, they're in the front.

Got it.

Here's the license.

Call it in.

Sh*t. l used to baby-sit her.

Call it in, Kevin.

OK.

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