10 Years Page #2

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Yeah, we did it in high school

for like, every event.

Why would we not do it now?

'Cause we're too "mature"?

- We're adults?

- Exactly.

Hey, do you have any flasks?

'Cause I feel like we're each

gonna need one.

I can't find anything with a lid.

How you doing?

- Nothing.

- I'm sorry, you guys.

I got two kids and a wife who

doesn't let me drink in public anymore.

- Shocking.

- I made an exception for tonight,

which I'm beginning to think

was a mistake.

I found this, but I need something small

enough to fit down my pants comfortably.

Samantha:
Are you touching yourself

in front of my children?

Marty:

I'm not doing it sexually.

What's your kid got over there?

- Could we get a ride?

- It's good.

My mom dropped us off.

Wow, so ninth grade of you.

I actually haven't driven a car

since I moved to Tokyo.

Yeah, I don't own a car.

That's what happens

when you live in an actual city.

I live in New York City, Snooki.

- Great. Then you can drive.

- How does that make sense?

Hey, no, no, no, no.

Don't leave.

- ( Car starts )

- God damn it.

I thought we were

gonna go together.

Sam and I just gotta drop

the kids off with her morn.

It's only gonna be a minute.

They live like, two miles away.

Mom.

She's coming. Mommy's coming.

You're a big boy.

Hey, listen. You don't

have to pretend to like my kids.

So cute. No, man.

It's completely genuine.

- Come on, Bubba. I know.

- He's awesome.

I'm not saying I don't think

they're cool. They're super cool.

I love the sh*t out of 'em.

But it doesn't mean you have to.

You know what I mean?

So, where'd you park?

Uh, I took a cab.

CD playing:
J' Oh, you can't say

"pfft" on the radio J'

J' You can't say "pfft"

on the radio... J'

Can we turn this off,

please, honey?

Did you not

put the night light in here?

Pfft, pfft, pfff-.

- Cully:
Please turn this off.

- Samantha:
Shoot.

My mother still doesn't have one.

Reeves, I think we have your CD in here.

- I know he listens to it all the time.

- Reeves:
God, no. Please, no.

Bro, we're listening to your CD.

Pfft, oh!

(Cully laughs)

I'm playing it right now.

- No, please don't.

- Come on, man.

- Don't. No, no, no, no, no.

- I wanna listen to it with you.

I don't wanna hear that sh*t.

Come on.

You're gonna cause a commotion

at this thing tonight.

- You know that?

- Yeah.

Uh, I wasn't gonna come, man.

I had no intention of coming.

- ( Lilly babbling )

- I just...

you know, I got the itch.

Yeah, dude.

I know exactly what you mean.

I actually got a lot of work

to do tonight.

Work to do?

Yeah, I don't know how well

you remember this,

but apparently I guess I was kind of

an a**hole in high school.

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