10 Most Excellent Things: The Producers Page #2

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- Tick, tock. Tick, tock. Tick, tock.

- I cannot...

- Fifteen seconds.

- I cannot... I can't function.

- I cannot function in these conditions.

- Five, four, three, two, one.

You're making me

extremely nervous.

What is that, a handkerchief?

What? This? No, it's nothing.

It's nothing.

Well, if it's nothing,

then why can't I see it?

My blanket. My blue blanket!

Give me back my blue blanket!

Give me my blanket! Give it to me.

Give it to me. Give me the blanket.

Give it to me! Give it to me!

Here, here, here.

Don't panic. Don't panic.

Don't panic.

I...

I'm sorry.

It's just that I don't like anyone

touching my blue blanket.

It's not important,

it's a minor compulsion.

I can deal with it if I want to.

But I've had it ever since I was a baby,

and I find it very comforting.

I need to lie down for a minute now.

They come here. They all come here.

How do they find me?

Hey, kid. Hey.

Look at this.

How can I help you?

- What's wrong?

- You're gonna jump on me.

- What?

- You're gonna jump on me.

I know you're gonna jump on me

and squash me like a bug.

- Oh, God.

- Please, don't jump on me!

I'm not gonna jump on you!

I'm not gonna jump on you!

Get ahold of yourself!

Stop it! Stop it!

Stop! Calm down!

Don't touch me! Don't touch me.

- What's the matter now?

- I'm hysterical. I'm having hysterics.

I can't stop when I get like this.

I can't stop. I'm hysterical.

I can see that.

All right. All right, calm down.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Take it easy.

I'm wet!

I'm wet.

I'm hysterical and I'm wet!

I'm in pain.

I'm in pain, I'm wet...

...and I'm still hysterical.

All right, all right. What can I do?

You're getting me hysterical.

Move away, you frighten me.

- You're too close.

- I frighten you?

Yes, get over there and stop

touching... Move over there! Sit down.

I'm sitting, I'm sitting.

You still look angry.

I'm sorry. How's this?

Who's my little accountant?

Who's my little accountant?

Are you my little accountant?

Are you my little accountant?

- Are you my little accountant?

- I am.

Yes, you are.

Well, thank you for smiling.

That helped a great deal.

Well, you know what they say:

"Smile and the world smiles

with you."

This man should be

in a straightjacket.

- You feeling better?

- Oh, yes, I'm fine now. Thank you.

- Good.

- May I speak to you?

Yes, Prince Myshkin.

What can we do for you?

Well, this is hardly

the time for levity, Mr. Bialystock.

I've discovered a serious error...

...in the accounts of your last show,

Funny Boy.

- Where? What?

- Well, according to the backers list...

...you raised $100,000.

But your show only cost 98,000.

There's 2000 unaccounted for.

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