10 Most Excellent Things: The Devil Wears Prada Page #2

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Oh, I'm sorry. What exactly is it

that you do anyway?

Well, lucky for me,

I already have my dream job.

[ With Lily ]

You're a corporate research analyst!

- Oh, you're right. My job sucks.

- No!

- It sucks. I don't- It's boring.

- It's all right Breathe

- I'm trying.

- Here Take a drink

- I will have a drink I will have a drink

- Ah, yes.

- I'd like to propose a toast.

To jobs that pay the rent.

- To jobs that pay the rent.

[ Lily ]

Jobs that pay the rent.

Oh, baby. You should see the way

these girls at Runway dress.

I don't have a thing to wear to work.

Come on. You're gonna be

answering phones and getting coffee.

You need a ball gown for that?

I think I might.

Well, I happen to think

you look great always.

Aww! I think you're full of it.

[ Giggling ]

- Hey. Come on. Let's go home.

- Yeah.

I can think of something we can do

that doesn't require any clothing.

- Really?

- Mmm.

- [ Phone Ringing ]

- [ Woman Singing ]

Hello?

Andrea, Miranda decided to kill

the autumn jacket story for September...

and she is pulling up

the Sedona shoot from October.

You need to come into the office right this

second and pick up her coffee order on the way.

- Now?

- Now, get a pen and write this down

- Now?

- Now, get a pen and write this down

I want one no-foam skimmed latte

with an extra shot...

and three drip coffees

with room for milk.

- Searing hot. And I mean hot.

- [ Line Clicks ]

- [ Continues ]

- [ Cell Phone Ringing ]

Hello?

- [ Emily ] Where are you?

- Oh, I'm almost there. Yeah.

Shoot! Oh!

[ Ends ]

Is there some reason

that my coffee isn't here?

Has she died or something?

No. [ Whispers ] God.

Oh. Bloody time.

- I hope you know that this

is a very difficult job-

- Mm-hmm.

For which you are totally wrong.

And if you mess up,

my head is on the chopping block.

Now, hang that up.

Don't just fling it anywhere.

Okay First of all,

you and I answer the phones

The phone must be answered

every single time it rings.

Calls roll to voice mail,

and she gets very upset.

If I'm not here-Andrea, Andrea-

you are chained to that desk.

- Well, what if I need to-

- What? No.

One time an assistant left the desk because

she sliced her hand open with a letter opener...

and Miranda missed Lagerfeld

just before he boarded

a 17-hour flight to Australia.

She now works at TVGuide

- Man the desk at all times. Got it.

- [ Phone Rings ]

- Uh-

- Miranda Priestly's office.

No, she's not available.

- Who is it?

- [ Mouthing Words ]

Yes, I will tell her

you called... yet again.

- [ Bell Chimes ]

- Right Remember, you and I

have totally differentjobs

I mean, you get coffee-

[ Scoffs ] and you run errands.

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