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go over there?

Remember when you changed

the tiles in my bathroom?

I had constipation for 6 months.

And now you want to change

my entire location.

Look...I'll bring you back home

as soon as I break the record.

After 16 years?

Blame this Chinese guy for that.

If he died earlier...

...you could've come back earlier.

Now stop arguing.

And start packing.

Fine...

I have a solution.

If you want to stay in this house...

...then you must get me one thing.

What?

Baabu.

Baabu?!

- Yes, Baabu.

A new Baabu.

What?

Meet me on the terrace tonight.

I'll explain.

Hum thhe who thi

- R.D Burman, Kishore Kumar.

What do I have to do?

- Listen to this song.

There's a terrific story

behind this song

Kishore Kumar.

When Kishore Kumar was recording this song...

- Leave all that.

Actually, he couldn't sing.

He tried singing it a couple of times.

He yelled at the accompanist,

even the conductor...

Leave that.

I have nothing to do with them.

Tell me what I have to do.

First of all learn to a little

enthusiastic.

I'm trying to tell this terrific

story about Kishore Kumar...

...but, you don't seem excited at all.

In fact, you've stopped living.

The New Baabu will have

a child-like gleam in his eyes.

He'll be eager to hear

stories like this one.

Stop lecturing,

and tell me what I need to do.

Write a love-letter.

With all your emotions,

to your beloved wife.

Love letter? Me !!?

Who else will write

a love letter to your wife?

She's dead.

- But you're still alive.

I am not going to write any letter.

Then the second option is... this.

I will write it.

- Very good.

And with that,

you've accepted my first condition.

First? What do you mean?

Over the next six months,

I'll give many such tasks.

And you will have finish them all.

Okay fine, you can skip any one task

Okay?

I mean...you can skip any one.

Don't worry.

Not all tasks will be

as difficult as writing a love letter.

Some will be as easy as a breeze.

You'll do good.

Like...for example.

This...

For instance this conch.

Blow it.

- Huh?

Blow it.

I said blow it.

It's a condition.

Look at my age.

...I will rupture a lung.

You'll be absolutely fine.

Look, hold it like this.

And imagine that if you fail,

then you'll lose this house.

And your father will

send you to the old age home.

"What's this commotion?"

"What is this disturbance?"

"It's getting hard to breathe..."

"...and my heart's pounding."

"I'm afraid that my heart

might skip a beat."

"I'm falling in a trap,

and I guess that's the plan."

"Are you going to blindfold me..."

"...and practice target on my head."

"Why be so cruel to a kid."

"Why be so cruel to a kid."

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