10.000 Km Page #2

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- Yeah. You should go and...

- I am not going.

We've been together

for seven without having a kid.

One more year doesn't matter.

And I'd like to come see you

in Los Angeles after I take the boards.

And we can go on a road trip.

And f*** like crazy in roadside motels

with cockroaches.

Grimy ones.

And I'll impregnate you in Los Angeles.

I don't want an American child.

Alex, come on, add it up.

Nine months.

You'll be back here by then.

It'll be born here.

No!

And I'll learn English.

It's how I'll learn English.

What? I'll learn English. Yes or no?

I'll learn English.

I believe it when I see it.

I don't understand nothing.

But listen to me. Listen.

You...You're really good.

And I'm positive you'll come back

with a f***ing amazing project under your arm.

And then everyone here

will be fighting over you.

Hey.

We're strong.

Really?

Or I could play some salsa.

F***. Definetely not that.

Come here.

Day 2

This is Sunset Boulevard.

Very nice. Palm trees and everything.

Nice.

There is where my neighbor lives.

What's he like?

Fine, I don't know.

I think he's an art fag like me.

- This is my place...

- Meaning, you don't know him,

do you?

- No.

- Okay.

- And look.

- Wow.

This. Wait, wait, wait.

Look here.

Here's my cactus.

Yeah. Holy sh*t. What a cactus.

And my number.

- 523 and a half?

- Yes.

My bathroom.

My kitchen.

A unique and incomparable couch from Ikea.

Right.

A unique and incomparable coffee table

from Ikea...

And this is my studio.

Look, a unique and incomparable lamp

from Ikea, too.

That, too. Everything.

Very nice.

It's all really f***ing white, isn't it?

Yeah, I'm afraid to drink coffee here.

This is my bed.

What a piece of sh*t...

Don't Americans have everything king sized?

We'll have to squeeze when you come visit.

Even better, let the neighbor suffer

when he sleeps over.

Shut up!

- What I'm really crazy about.

- What?

The sexiest part.

What?

What is that? Carpeting?

Yeah!

So you left London to get away from carpeting

and now you've got to suck it up.

You look beautiful.

That shirt looks good on you.

It smells...ugh.

It smells like you.

The apartment stinks like you, too.

It's a good thing!

It's a nice apartment.

What were you expecting?

An apartment with a hot tub?

Yeah.

Really?

And gnomes in the yard.

Have you turned into

an eccentric old rich lady?

Yes.

Minigolf.

Tigers.

Day 5

Day 16

I'm gonna let you go.

I've got to get up at eight.

How do you manage to wake up

without me kicking you out of bed?

Like everyone, with alarm clocks.

Alright...

...good night.

Well, good morning for you.

Sleep well.

Day 33

Stop it!

Quit it with the socks. That's enough.

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