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(SIGHS)

(CHUCKLES)

- Oh, g-ah!

- Uh, hi.

Allison, what are you doing?

Waiting for someone I don't hate.

- How's that going?

- Been here awhile.

You finally touch a

dick this year or what?

F***ing cocksucker!

Kyle, dude, what's wrong, man?

Oh, you think you're

better than me, huh?

- No, man!

- So you can buy drugs from me...

but you can't invite me

to your f***ing parties?

That's not what I said, man!

We don't even want to come

to your f***ing party!

Come on, man. Chill. People are

just trying to have a good time.

(PEOPLE MURMURING)

(COUGHS AND SPITS)

There's Jill.

Wait. Who's she talking to?

Mm. I heard you f***ed up.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

Oh, sh*t.

I got to talk to her.

(hip-hop music playing)

(YELLS AND BARKS)

(LAUGHS)

Ahh!

Dude, you look crazy, Stan.

(LAUGHS) I know, right?

Shaved my head.

Heard you f***ed up

big-time, Davey.

Have you seen her?

Seen who?

Ah, you're an a**hole.

I'm just f***ing with you.

She went that-away.

Good luck.

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

Oh, it tastes so awful!

More? Huh?

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Chug! Chug! Chug!

(PEOPLE SHOUTING AND CHEERING)

Angad, what the hell is this?

Nyotaimori.

It means "adorned body of a woman."

Does she hand it to me, or, like...

No, dude. It's a body

buffet. Help yourself.

All right, then. Oh.

Mmm!

Thank you!

Mmm. Do you do birthdays?

Like, weddings, maybe?

Yo, dude.

- What the f*** are you looking at?

- Oh, hey, guys.

So are you a Peeping Tom now?

No.

- Is Jill out there?

- Yeah.

She's blowing a line of guys.

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHING)

- David blew it with Jill.

- Ooh, sucks for you, man.

- I just saw her in the living room.

- I was just there.

Well, you're in the wrong place

at the wrong time, then.

- She was talking to Steve.

- Uh-oh.

- Wait. Who's Steve?

- Some older dude... great lips.

Give her some space.

When I was talking to her,

she looked ready to kill.

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Don't tell me

It's another likely story

Whoo!

I'm new here

Doesn't mean I have to

answer silly questions

Or a shot in the dark

Hey.

Hi.

May... may I sit?

Yeah.

Oh, well, that's...

that's all I can ask for.

(SIGHS)

I'm Teddy, by the way.

- Melanie.

- Melanie.

- Melanie.

- Nice to meet you.

You too. Nice to meet you.

Cool. And who do you know?

Not a lot of people.

- Oh, wow.

- Yeah.

Is that why you're sitting

here by yourself?

So I know what you're thinking.

The answer is yes,

my carpet matches my drapes.

You are out of control.

No, no, I'm... I'm actually

in complete control.

Oh, see, the thing is,

you think you are, but you're not.

I kind of think that

you're into me.

- Well, I do think you're funny.

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