$elfie Shootout Page #2
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2016
- 86 min
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that can come and come.
There's a problem going on here.
There was you in the email,
and then there's...
You in person.
Why talk about such
meaningless things, chub?
Why?
I want you to enjoy me.
Okay.
But first...
We must make
the normal arrangements.
- Arrangements?
- Yes.
I must hear your specific needs
so I can give you a fair price.
I don't get it.
You know,
it's like buying a car.
You want automatic transmission?
It costs more.
You want big strong engine?
It's more.
It's only fair.
Now, tell me.
- Uh-oh.
- I give...
It's my father.
I got to...
He just calls
and he has no respect at all.
At such important moments
like this?
So you ran out of beer,
and stuffed peppers
and some lasagna.
The teeny tiny little burnt...
Yeah, I know.
Okay.
Mm.
Man, I got some
really, really bad,
- out of the blue news.
- What is that, my chub?
My dad, he needs a few things
from the grocery store
and he's not good at waiting,
so I'm just gonna...
- I'm gonna...
- No...
- No, I'm gonna go.
- No! Wait.
There's time for quickie.
Whew! No. No, no, no.
No quickie.
I'm good.
- But...
- Nothing else to be said.
- No.
- It's great.
Hello!
My I help you?
Probably.
Anything.
Let your imagination
run wild, my dear...
Your name?
Bone.
How appropriate.
I hate my life.
What? Why?
What... what are we doing?
We're not guys anymore.
We are in the last stages
of being just guys.
- What?
- Are you listening to me?
We are not guys anymore!
We have no money.
We got crappy jobs,
no girlfriends.
I'm living with my dad,
and you, you're...
You're hooking up with a
50-year-old Russian ex-sailor
and liking it.
Hey, it could be worse.
- How?
- We could be older.
We will be... soon.
And then what?
Well, then it will just be
the same as now, but then.
That's the problem.
Now becomes then.
Wait a minute.
If all of these babes
post selfies free...
And they do!
They would definitely
do it for money.
- What do you mean? -We are
gonna run a selfie contest
with a gigantic mega prize.
Best selfie, as judged
by us, wins $500.
No, no. We're gonna...
We're gonna make it $1,000.
That's stupid.
We don't have $1,000.
See? That is where
To win the thousand dollars?
Bingo! And as we rack up
the selfies at $15 per,
we will rake in
the customized selfies!
- Do you get it?
- Yeah.
And then all the $15
become the $1,000
grand prize, right?
Double bingo! See?
Here is where
Once we make more than $1,000,
we're gonna be in the black...
Or the red,
depending on how you look at it.
And we're gonna get
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