$50K and a Call Girl: A Love Story Page #3

You know,

you're actually very funny.

I have my moments.

So I just paid 300 dollars

for my brother to cry

in the lap of a prostitute.

Speed.

- Is that on?

Yeah.

I'm shooting everything now.

I'm not putting the camera

down for the rest of his life.

Okay,

but I don't have to be in it.

- Okay.

- Okay?

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- What's up?

- Nothing.

Lauren's getting ready to go.

So, I thought

I'd just wake you up.

How are we... gonna line the

streets for a parade for her?

F***ing time is it?

Uh. I don't know, what

time is it?

It's quarter to...

...nine in the a.m.

- I feel like death.

- Pun intended.

There she is.

- Good morning.

There she is.

to hear about your news.

It's fine. I just, uh... lets

not give all the quotes

in the brochure, let's

just... not think about it.

- Right. What's this?

- That is the list.

- "F*** It List."

- Yep.

What's this one

that's crossed out?

F*** a hooker. Uh... Actually,

I changed my mind last night.

Did you really?

- Seth?

- What?

- Sorry, Seth.

That's okay.

I was thinking you were

gonna empty your balls

but you emptied your heart

and that was special.

I'm a little bit confused.

But I feel like, we're just

gonna look at the list

Um... "Quit my job."

- Yep.

Which is gonna be,

like, piece of cake.

But something I'm really

gonna take pride in.

This will be my last

tour of Hollywood.

F*** you, Hollywood Fun Tours!

I've been in competition

with you for years!

You having a good time today,

where are you from?

Asia? I love it there,

I love it there.

There is a place on Melrose,

it's a flip-over place

where they only do fronts,

if you give an extra

20 dollars.

After this whole sh*t is over,

let's go together.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we we have

a rare treat today.

That's

Courtney Cox's landscaper.

These are

the real celebrities, people.

- "Go skydiving."

Yep. We booked it.

- We booked it already.

- Wednesday.

- I don't know if I can...

- Wednesday afternoon.

I don't know if I could do it.

- Then, uh...

- You don't have to do it.

All right.

Um, "see the Grand Canyon."

Oh, my God, I never been

to the Grand Canyon.

- Really?

- Uh-huh, never.

- I didn't know that.

- That's amazing!

Wait, um, I'm sure it's going

to be but why do you keep

looking at him as if you're

gonna go on the trip with us?

- I told you she was...

- ... I thought I was going.

...I told you she was going.

You said she was going

skydiving, she's not...

- ... No.

- ... going on the entire trip.

You know what,

if-if we're gonna couple up,

then I'm gonna take

the call girl.

You can't bring

a hooker with us on a...

...Why can't I bring a hooker

with us, she's really cool.

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