$50K and a Call Girl: A Love Story Page #2

- Okay.

- At the end.

Um, he doesn't have any money.

- Mm.

- We have 50 thousand dollars.

- That's for our wedding.

So when are you

gonna tell mom and dad?

I'm not gonna tell mom and dad.

Why not?

Because they would fly me home

and stare at me like I

was f***ing E.T. for 30 days.

I mean, would you wanna know

when your kid is gonna die?

Are we still

gonna have a wedding?

Yeah! Of course we're gonna

have a wedding, baby.

The point is, he wants

to do this road trip.

And, he wants me to film it.

- I'm going with you.

If you're gonna blow

all of our savings,

I'm going with you guys.

- Let's make a list.

- That's fine.

I...first thing I would do

is f*** a hooker.

- You would f*** a hooker?

- I would f*** a hooker.

For how much more

interesting that's gonna get?

You know, it's funny because

actually I think that if one

of those make-a-wish kids

actually said - when the

cameras weren't rolling - said

They would want

to f*** a hooker.

- They would want...

- ... They would not...

...Jenna Jamison

to whack them off...

They would not want to throw

footballs with Tim Tebow.

No.

Committed to capturing all of

Ross's experiences on camera,

and as a life-long consumer

of video pornography,

I yearn for the opportunity

to shoot what academics

in the field termed

hot, amateur action.

I'm just gonna wait

out here for her.

All right.

Hello. Hi, are you-you

must be Lamborghini.

Yeah! I'm Lamborghini.

- Hi.

- It's, um, Italian. So, cool.

Um, what's with

the video camera?

Nothing.

I'm sorry, I'm just...

Yeah, you didn't say anything

about videotaping, so... just...

- Sorry.

- Yeah.

- Totally sorry.

- No, no problem.

Um, so it's off?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

Well, um, so...

uh, so is it for you or...?

- What?

- Is it for you or...

Yeah, do you want to-uh, no,

I'm not, I'm not a customer.

It's my-it's-it's

someone else.

- Um, uh...

- What do I...?

- Yeah, you have to pay up front.

- I ha-have the money. Yeah.

- Yeah, it makes sense. Um.

- Otherwise...

...it's 200, you said?

- Uh, three.

- 300, okay. Sh*t, I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

Uh, could we do it ins...

...could we do it inside?

- God.

- What was that?

- Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

- No.

No, just stop. Um...

- What is he doing?

Everything is going to be okay.

You're gonna be fine.

- Is it really?

- Yeah.

Yes, yeah.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Everyone's gonna be fine.

It's gonna be okay.

- Thanks.

Is your name

really Lamborghini?

Do you think

my name's really Lamborghini?

No.

What is it?

It's Carly.

Yeah, I was gonna go

with Ford Fiesta but

I don't know if

that was sexy enough.

People really weren't

responding to it.

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