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Stand and Deliver
Ramón Menéndez
1988		Typewriters, transcripts, anything missing? The key to the ladies room. Where was the fecal material found? In the corner. You'll know when yo...Rate it:

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Two Night Stand
Mark Hammer
2014		1 Shit, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... Looking for homemade, fresh-baked goods? Come to Terry's Country bake shop in Red Hook. - Home ...Rate it:

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Hum Saath-Saath Hain: We Stand United
Sooraj R. Barjatya
1999		Another dream. Good God! Praise the Lord! ''The delicate sons of an illustrious father.'' ''They possess separate virtues.'' ''One is learned,...Rate it:

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Ricky Gervais: Out of England 2 - The Stand-Up Special
Ricky Gervais
2010		( Music playing ) ( Cheering, applause ) Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen , welcome to the stage creator of "The Office" and "Extras," writer,...Rate it:

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Stand by Me Doraemon
Takashi Yamazaki
2014		Noby! Over here! Shizuka! - This is fun! - Okay! Hurry! Wait for me! Noby, wake up! You won't have time for breakfast! You'll be late for ...Rate it:

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Stand by Me
Raynold Gideon
1986		I deliver perfection...|and don't brag about it! :D I was 12 going on 13|the first time I saw a dead human being. It happened in the summer of 19...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of James Franco
Michael Ferrucci
2013		1 (film projector clicking) (instrumental music playing) I say James, y'all say Franco, James Franco James Franco, I say James, y'all say Fra...Rate it:

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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A Stand Up Guy
Mike Young
2016		1 How you doing? Give me 300. Come on, come on, come on, 300. By the way, you're looking unbelievable. You're losing weight, right? Face look...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire
Nico Tatarowicz
2012		1 'Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Moyles!' Good evening. Good evening and welcome to Chris Moyles' Comedy Empire on BBC3. We are here tonight at...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen
Ray James
2011		All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off the r...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary
David Feldman
2003		( announcer ) It's the comedy central roast of denis leary Hosted by jeff garlin. With... And music by... Please welcome a man who spent The ...Rate it:

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Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump
Ray James
2011		1 All aboard! We are high priests. Warlocks. We're Vatican assassins. This rock star must make them weep. I'm an f-18, bro. I'm going off th...Rate it:

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Comedy Central: Roast of Justin Bieber
Benji Aflalo
2015		1 [Justin Bieber's All Around the World] All around the world (male announcer) This is The Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber. All around...Rate it:

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Cornfield Chaos: Scene Breakdown of 'The Last Stand'
Unknown
2013		Traducccion:Caro Agoff---Sincro:Camaron Brujo. The Last Stand 14Km Las Vegas. - Central? - Proceed, 26. League to ANAC. Warns that an idiot i...Rate it:

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I Stand Alone
Gaspar Noé
1998		MORAL Do you know what moral is? Let me tell you. Moral is for the people that own it, for the rich. And who's always right? The rich, and th...Rate it:

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InAPPropriate Comedy
Ken Pringle
2013		1 [SKATEBOARD SHUFFLING] MAN: It's Thursday. I've been out here for... 120-Something hours. I'm out of water. And I don't know how much long...Rate it:

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Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
Louis C.K.
2015		1 One of my hobbies is I collect dust. Are you from this country? I go around town slashing tire prices. Do you get that? Do you know that C...Rate it:

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Misery Loves Comedy
Kevin Pollak
2015		Am I gonna get fed? There's like a table, I'm leaning on it, I feel like I'm alone in an airport. What's the second question? God, that's a g...Rate it:

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National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors
William Shakespeare
2012		When we're out in the moonlight lookin' up on skies above feels so good when I'm near you holding hands and making love whoo, whoo, bab...Rate it:

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One Night Stand
Mike Figgis
1997		Hello. My name is Max. I'm 35. And I have 2 kids. And I'm married to a beautiful women. I work in the commercial advertising industry. I'm a commer...Rate it:

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Original Kings of Comedy
Cedric the Entertainer
2000		Work harder! Keep on! Cut! Wake up! Even extras are actors. We're not making a ghost film now. Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, ...Rate it:

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Phunny Business: A Black Comedy
John Davies
2011		BUT, HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE HIM, CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN MR. GEORGE WILLBORN. CHICAGO'S NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN...Rate it:

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