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Cat Shit One
Unknown
This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...Rate it:

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Happy, Happy
Ragnhild Tronvoll
I wonder what they're like. I'll bet she's thin! I can't wait! Remember that diet I told you about? I'm on it now. The only thing I'm eating t...Rate it:

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Mary Is Happy, Mary Is Happy
Unknown
Tomorrow we gotta be faster. Tomorrow we gotta be faster. We're losing the light. You're the slow one. Mary, slow down! We all have our own st...Rate it:

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Peppa Pig
Neville Astley, Mark Baker, Philip Hall and Sam Morrison
Peppa Pig: I'm Peppa Pig. (oinks) This is my little brother George. George Pig: (oinking) Peppa Pig: This is Mummy Pig. Mummy Pig: (oinks) Peppa Pi...Rate it:

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Arlo: The Burping Pig
Eric Weinstock
1 [bright pop music] It's one in the morning and you can't sleep It's been a long day at work so you can't breathe But you're too tired to e...Rate it:

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Mr. Pig
Diego Luna
Hey, hey. Hello. So, you didn't even bother to call. You gonna come tomorrow, or not? I'm sorry, it's been a busy week. Fired Sambi, and Esthe...Rate it:

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Pig Hunt
Robert Mailer Anderson
[Vehicle Revs] [Animal Roars] [Birds Twittering] [Wind Whistling] [Flies Buzzing] [Animal Squealing] [Grunts] [Panting] [Animal Snorting] [...Rate it:

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Shrek The Pig Who Cried Wolf
Unknown
Did you enjoy your stay in the hospital, Heimlich? Not funny. No more spying on the neighbors, ja? You see what kind of trouble it gets you in...Rate it:

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The Hour of the Pig
Unknown
[ Bells Ringing ] [ Man ] Roger Landrier... you are declared attainted and convicted of crimes against nature... in that you did have carnal k...Rate it:

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The Musketeers of Pig Alley
Unknown
THE MUSKETEERS OF PIG ALLEY New York's other side. The poor musician goes away to improve his fortune. Later. The little lady meets Snapper K...Rate it:

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The Thrifty Pig
Unknown
He don't make no time to play Time to play, time to play All he does is work all day You ought not to sing and dance while there's danger all...Rate it:

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Bo Burnham: Make Happy
Bo Burnham
[woman on TV] That has been, really, a difficult thing for me. My mother has always been a very difficult person all her life. Very unhappy. I ca...Rate it:

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Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts
Daniel Tosh
[rock music] [cheers and applause] - THANK YOU... SAN FRANCISCO. ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RUINING THE SHOW. [cheers and applause continue] THANK ...Rate it:

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Happy Death Day
Scott Lobdell
Shut up! Oh, hey, you're up. I wasn't sure if you wanted to sleep in or not, so. Am I in a dorm room? Uh... yeah. Yeah, it's my birthday And...Rate it:

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Happy Valley
Sally Wainwright
1 INT. THERAPIST’S ROOM. DAY 8. 09.30 1 CATHERINE’s dressed in civvies, the sort of civvies that suggest she’d rather be out on the moors than ...Rate it:

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Happy Gilmore
Tim Herlihy
HAPPY GILMORE My name is Happy GiImore. Ever since I was oId enough to skate, I Ioved hockey. I wasn't reaIIy the greatest skater. But that d...Rate it:

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Happy New Year
Althea Kaushal
Team Korea, that was flawless! This is the final word in the world of dance The Videocon. WORLD DANCE CHAMPIONSHIP! Team India? Has anyone se...Rate it:

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Happy Valley
Sally Wainwright
HAPPY VALLEY SERIES TWO. EPISODE ONE. GREEN SCRIPT. 1. 1 INT/EXT. CATHERINE’S HOUSE, CONSERVATORY. DAY 1. 17.30 1 Sunshine. Evening. CATHE...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
Happy Valley
Sally Wainwright
1 INT. NEWSAGENTS. DAY 1. 10.00 1 The NEWSAGENT gives a CUSTOMER change as a police car comes to a halt right outside (flashing lights, no siren...Rate it:

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Madea's Big Happy Family
Tyler Perry
Byron! I don't even like coming into doctors' offices. I don't get sick ever. I don't never get sick. - You know that. - Well, thank you for ...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Happy Feet
George Miller
Once there was a way To get back homeward Are the stars out tonight? Once there was a way to get back home I only have eyes Sleep, pretty darl...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
B-Happy
Fernando Aragón
Run away, run away I'm not afraid of anything ...neither dogs ...or gypsies ...or night ...or wind ...or earthquakes I'm not afraid of anyth...Rate it:

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Another Happy Day
Sam Levinson
Do you think mom is hot? No. Not really. Why? I don't know. She's not my type. You don't think she's pretty? Like, even if she wasn't mom? ...Rate it:

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Feast 3: The Happy Finish
Unknown
This is fucking bullshit. All right. Let's fucking do this. We're gonna be fucking downstairs, you don't fucking stop. You fucking assholes! H...Rate it:

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Happy
Jordan Goldnadel
(relaxing music) - [Woman] Um, what do you think you're doing? - Ah. - That's mine. Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Give it bac...Rate it:

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Happy 40th
Madoka Raine
1 (gentle acoustic guitar music) When the Earth don't spin at the speed And the apple don't fall from the tree Say I don't mind, tomorrow I'll ...Rate it:

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Happy Bhag Jayegi
Mudassar Aziz
And this is very crucial for both the countries. This year onwards, we'll not just be exporting Sapotas, but Mangoes as well. We're sending some ...Rate it:

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Happy Birthday
Casey Tebo
Brady? - Hey, babe, it's me. Hey. I took the red-eye, I wanted to surprise you. - Surprise. So, how was it? - It was great, actually. - Good...Rate it:

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Happy Birthday to Me
John C.W. Saxton
Winston! Winston! Winston, just stop it! Bad boy! Sit down! Now, sit! Mrs. Patterson. Bernadette O'Hara, do you have any idea what time it i...Rate it:

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Happy Birthday, Wanda June
Kurt Vonnegut
ACT ONE SCENE ONE SILENCE. Pitch blackness. Animal eyes begin to glow in the darkness. Sounds of the jungle climax in animals fighting. A SING...Rate it:

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Happy Campers
Daniel Waters
NOTE FROM THE PERSON WHO'S PUTTING THIS ONLINE: HERE IS AN EARLY DRAFT OF THE SCREENPLAY. IT FEATURES A HIKE INSTEAD OF A HURR...Rate it:

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Happy Christmas
Joe Swanberg
1 Hi. Hi. Hi. That little boy's a sweet boy. He's such a sweet boy. He is a sweetie. He loves his dada so much. He wanted to read five boo...Rate it:

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Happy End
Michael Haneke
Spitting out . Water. Gargling. Spitting out . Rinsing. Towel. Hairbrush. Putting the hairbrush back. Putting on a night cream. Screwing t...Rate it:

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Happy Ending
Raj Nidimoru
1 ' Yudi... You know... Nol Yudi, I love you. Ohl I love you. Huh? Done? I said "l love you". What do you have to say? Cool? Baby, wai...Rate it:

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Happy Endings
Don Roos
Wait! Wait! My God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, God! Oh, my God! - I didn't see her! I didn't see her! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I'm so sorr...Rate it:

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Happy Ever Afters
Stephen Burke
[Up-tempo piano plays] What's that? Are you ready, Ma? We don't have all day. OK, keep your knickers on. Almost there. You're kidding me, rig...Rate it:

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Happy Face Killer
Richard Christian Matheson
Keith Jesperson, my favorite driver. How you doing? Good. So what's in the bag? Just some presents for Cora and the kids from the road. I m...Rate it:

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Happy Family
Alessandro Genovesi
My name's Ezio Colanzi, I'm 38, I've never done a thing in my life. I want to write a film, or rather, an art film, a box-office draw, it's go...Rate it:

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Happy Feet Two
George Miller
00:01:28,480 -- 00:01:33,480 Translation Naveen 2505 2 00:01:34,481 -- 00:01:38,583 brothers sisters Penguins 3 00:01:38,600 -- 00:01:41,19...Rate it:

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Happy Few
Geof Wolfenden
Everyone hopes, even the very happy ones, that something will happen. That something would change their life. Rachel, l'm ready. - Well, see yo...Rate it:

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Happy Funeral Director
Mun-il Jang
Uno Film Presents IM Chang Jeong OH Hyung Kyeong KIM Chang Wan My grandfather first met my grandmother at a cemetery. JEONG Eun Pyo CHOI Kan...Rate it:

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Happy Go Lovely
Val Guest
1 Edinburgh, the royal town and the capital of Scotland. The ancient castles are the guards of the historic city. Once a year, travelers from...Rate it:

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Happy Hunting
Louie Gibson
- Hello? Who's this? Do you speak English? Habla ingles? Habla ingles? Yeah, I'll wait. Hello? Yeah, I know her. But it's been... Shit. H...Rate it:

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Happy New Year, Charlie Brown
Charles M. Schulz
CHARLIE: Oh, boy. Only one more minute until Christmas vacation starts... ...and the teacher hasn't given us any assignments over the holidays...Rate it:

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Happy People: A Year in the Taiga
Werner Herzog
This is the village of Bakhtia In Siberia. Although it looks like winter to us, it's already spring here. The village is located In the heart'...Rate it:

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Happy Tears
Mitchell Lichtenstein
My flight was cancelled. Fuck. Yeah. We're fogged in. Well, where are you? Still at the airport, obviously. Well, Laurent says it's sunny at h...Rate it:

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Happy Valley
Sally Wainwright
A week later 1 EXT. HEBDEN BRIDGE. DAY 4. 16.43 1 We follow CATHERINE’s Ford as she drives over the bridge andinto Hangingroyd Street as she retu...Rate it:

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Happy Valley
Unknown
That's me hanging with my most precious gift, my daughter, Maron. I guess I'm a cross between a single dad and a single mom, and I have been ...Rate it:

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Happy Valley
Sally Wainwright
Ep 2 starts approx 40 minutes after we left them in ep 1... 1A EXT. LADSTONE TOWERS, SOWERBY BRIDGE. DAY 5. 10.30 1A CATHERINE’s just leaving...Rate it:

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Happy Valley
Sally Wainwright
EXT. PATROL CAR, SCAMMONDEN ROAD. EVENING 7. 17.15 1 Dusk. KIRSTEN drives along Scammonden road. She can’t talk for laughing. She’s on her radi...Rate it:

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Happy Valley
Sally Wainwright
1 EXT. NGA. DAY 9. 10.45 1 Terrified KEVIN pulls up in his car. He’s mumbling to himself, he’s practising KEVIN The thing is, Nevison. The t...Rate it:

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Happy Valley
Sally Wainwright
CATHERINE’s flopped, out cold on the pavement. She could be dead. Inside the car ANN screams at the radio. Police officers’ voices from the rad...Rate it:

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Happy Valley
Sally Wainwright
1 EXT. HEBDEN BRIDGE. DAY 15. 10.30 1 TOMMY steps off the bus in Hebden Bridge. He’s pale, and he’s in pain, but he keeps moving. He crosses th...Rate it:

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Happy, Texas
Ed Stone
Hey. Why did the armadillo cross the road? Why? It didn't. See. Can't someone else be on bag for a while? Excuse me. Wanna be the bag guy? ...Rate it:

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Happy-Go-Lucky
Mike Leigh
The Road To Reality. Don't wanna be going there. Hiya. An oasis of calm in here, mad out there. Gorgeous day for it, though, innit? Never been...Rate it:

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I Even Met Happy Gypsies
Aleksandar Petrovic
I MET A HAPPY GIPSY, TOO Hop in, Tisa, you'll get soaked. Are you running away again? -No, I was at my aunt's. Mirta sent me. -Like hell he d...Rate it:

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Is the Man Who Is Tall Happy?
Michel Gondry
1 I discovered Noam Chomsky by picking up a couple of DVDs at a video store in New York a few years ago: Manufacturing Consent and a Rebel Wi...Rate it:

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Love Happy
Frank Tashlin
Don't anyone leave this theatre. The Royal Romanov diamonds are missing. I am Sam Grunion, private eye, at your service. Secrecy is my motto - ...Rate it:

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Magic To Win AKA Happy Magic
Unknown
According to some medical research, only 10% of the normal human brain is active. The other 90% is dormant or repressed. Even for a genius like...Rate it:

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Make Happy
Bo Burnham
That has been, really, a difficult thing for me. My mother has always been a very difficult person all her life. Very unhappy. I can never reme...Rate it:

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Not Another Happy Ending
David Solomons
Roddy! School. Morning. Get that would you? If you're not giving me a lift I'll have to get another minicab. Tristesse Books. I've got 'Wuthe...Rate it:

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The Happy Ending
Richard Brooks
1 Honey, it had a happy ending. What happens at sad movies? Oh, I cry happy, sad. Britain crowns Elizabeth in sight of her son, Charles, who ...Rate it:

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The Happy Film
Unknown
- So, these are getting Blown up a little bit tighter Than my comfort level is really into. - Now that all the big balloons are inflated, We'...Rate it:

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The Happy Years
Harry Ruskin
Mr. Stover. This little story about your son. I gave you the facts and told you to write it honestly. But this isn't the way i wrote it, sir...Rate it:

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The Penguins of Madagascar: Happy King Julien Day!
Unknown
Hit it! Come on, yeah, dance Cute and cuddly, boys. All right. So why are we here? The question that has vexed common man and philosopher alik...Rate it:

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This Happy Breed
David Lean
[Man Narrating] After four long years of war... the men are coming home. [Men] Take me back to dear old Blighty Put me on the train for London...Rate it:

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Tig Notaro Happy To Be Here
Tig Notaro
1 [rock music playing] [audience cheering] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. -Hello, Houston! -[cheering] [imitates cheering] Hello, spring...Rate it:

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Todd Glass: Act Happy
Todd Glass
1 You're... You're... You're... fun, you're talented, you're great. Look at this face. Look, right? All the positivity, you take it out there....Rate it:

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You Gotta Stay Happy
Karl Tunberg
We've been waiting some time. Hey! Hey, pop! Excuse me, please. I told you, no... Oh. Come in, Martin. Your bouquet, Miss Diana. Thank you,...Rate it:

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