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Jamie Marks Is Dead
Carter Smith
2014		Mooney! Where you at, Mooney? Mooney! Mooney! Hey, don't drop your wad, you get spied on in the shower. Do it. Just do whatever faggy shit yo...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Shaun Of The Dead
Simon Pegg
2004		Last orders, please. - Shaun. - Yeah? - Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, totally. I know he's your best friend but you do live w...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
3 Men and a Little Lady
Charlie Peters
1990		Mary, come and eat breakfast. Mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala. Huh-hum, mama, huh-hum, mama. Oh, you're just the person I've be...Rate it:

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All the King's Men
Steven Zaillian
2006		Interior: Jack Burden's Desk, The Chronicle, Day Jack Burden is looking over the morning edition of "The Chronicle." He reads the societ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of
Unknown
2015		I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Better Off Dead...
Savage Steve Holland
1985		Get... Get... Up! You missed! You missed this time, you little menace! I beat you! Morning. Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing. ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead and Gone
Harry Shannon
2008		# He was a man # # Who loved as hard as he drank... # Our favorite tune, precious. Our very own little baby-making song. I have to do this, M...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Carl Reiner
1982		1 It was a quiet day at the Rigby Reardon Detective Agency. I had a hangover, and business was so slow I was rereading old newspapers. I was e...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Land of the Dead
George A. Romero
2005		... dead people... ... the recently departed... Unburied human corpses are returning to life... and feeding on the living. Stay inside. Do no...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Men In Black
Ed Solomon
1997		Start [The opening titles, cast, and crew are shown as a small bug flies around the screen before being swallowed by a dragonfly, which then flies ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Night of the Living Dead
John A. Russo
1968		They ought to make the day the time changes the first day of summer. What? Well, it's eight o'clock and it's still light. A lot of good the e...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
No Country for Old Men
Coen brothers
2007		FADE IN: EXT. MOUNTAINS - NIGHT Snow is falling in a gusting wind. The voice of an old man: VOICE OVER I was sheriff of this county when I ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		Opening Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unle...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
X-Men: Apocalypse
Simon Kinberg
2016		DEATH TO THE FALSE GOD! Watch over him! As everyone knows, the existence of mutants was first discovered during the Paris Peace Accords after ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
X-men: First Class
Ashley Miller
2011		Mama! Mother. What are you... I thought you were a burglar. I didn't mean to scare you, darling. I was just getting a snack. Go back to bed. ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
All The President's Men
William Goldman
1976		FADE IN ON: A TINY BLACK PIECE OF TAPE. We see it in the center of the large, dimly lit screen. As ...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Grumpier Old Men
Mark Steven Johnson
1995		I'll be glad when you're dead. You, rascal, you. I'll be glad when you're dead. You, rascal, you. You know you done me wrong. You stole my wif...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Ted Elliott
2006		Will! - Why is this happening? - I don't know. You look beautiful. It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. Make way!...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End
Turi Meyer
2007		Hello? It's dead out here, and I'm hating you about now. - What kind of agent are you? - You'll find the road. Kimberly, look, it's 4:00 a. m....Rate it:

(4.25 / 4 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show
Jeff Dunham
2009		(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walking o...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Children Of Men
Alfonso Cuarón
2006		MAN ON TV: Day 1,000 of the siege of Seattle. WOMAN ON TV: The Muslim community demands an end to the Army's occupation of mosques. The Homela...Rate it:

(4.17 / 6 votes)
A Few Good Men
Aaron Sorkin
1992		FADE IN: EXT. A SENTRY TOWER -- -- in the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere. Small beam...Rate it:

(4.00 / 7 votes)
X-men Origins: Wolverine
David Benioff
2009		You're always sick. You were sick when you were my age. Evening, sir. Evening, Victor. I didn't realized that you're still here. I'm just kee...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Dead Poets Society
Tom Schulman
1989		INT WELTON ACADAMY DINING HALL - DAY - VARIOUS SHOTS 1 CREDITS ROLL On the left is a life-sized mural depicting a group of young scho...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)

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